News: The Witcher is Dying and is an Example of #GoWokeGoBroke.

On this blog, I often talk about how if you go woke, your show or franchise is going to decrease in quality until its completely unwatchable. We've seen this with Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, anything Disney-owned in general, The Dragon Prince, Rings of Power, etc. The latest on the chopping block is now The... Continue Reading →

Review: The Children of Hurin. Turin Turambar Needs a Hug and Some Time in Therapy (Spoilers).

The Children of Hurin, written by J.R.R. Tolkien in the late 1910's and published in 2007 by his son, Christopher, is one of the three great tales of the First Age. While it is one of the great tales, it's also the most tragic tale in the entire legendarium, and showcases best the heroic struggle... Continue Reading →

Blog: How to World Build

I've already covered how to write your villian, your protagonist, and your plot, but something that's just as important to the story is knowing how to build your world. This includes things like knowing how to write magic systems, how terrain/climate work, etc. and is the most technical part of writing your book. Just like... Continue Reading →

Blog: Hollywood Remakes and the Death of Creativity

When I was still in elementary school, I mostly wrote fanfiction for creative writing assignments. Often, many of my stories were retellings of fairy tales or had something to do with Barbie. The two stories I remember the most were 1). Frog and Toad meets the Barbie Spy Squad where Frodo and Sam were working... Continue Reading →

Review: Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Eowyn Wants to Kick Butt, Sam Gets to Use Frodo’s Cool Flashlight, Treebeard is Slow, Sauron is Somewhat Funny, and I Now Have Arachnophobia (Spoilers).

After reading Fellowship of the Rings, I obviously didn't stop to take a break, take some time to process the greatness of what I had read, maybe grab a snack. Nope. I immediately jumped to The Two Towers, because patience, what's that? I had made it my mission at that point to absorb all Tolkien... Continue Reading →

Review: The Magician’s Nephew. The Silmarillion Origin Story of Narnia (Spoilers).

After hearing the unfortunate and deeply angering news that Greta Gerwig is going to destroy The Chronicles of Narnia series, I have decided to re-read the books so that when the gut-wrenching time comes where I have to review her monstrosity, I'll at least know what I'm talking about when it comes to the lore.... Continue Reading →

Blog: How to Write in English Mode Tengwar

The world known as Middle Earth that was created by the great author and professor J.R.R. Tolkien has reached millions of people ever since the publishing of his first book The Hobbit. However, something you might not know about the world of J.R.R. Tolkien is that he was writing about it as long ago as... Continue Reading →

Review: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. This Book Makes Me Happy.

I know this might offend some diehard, purist Tolkien fans, but I was raised on the Lord of the Rings movies and for most of my life, my only Tolkien knowledge came from the movies. Yes, I can hear your mixed cheers, boos, and silence. However, if you've read my review on The Silmarillion, you'll... Continue Reading →

Blog: How to Write Your Plot

Coming to the simplest part (in my opinion) of how to write a book, it's time to talk about the plot, i.e. the story itself. If you haven't already read the other two posts on how to write your villian and your protagonists, I highly suggest that you go do so before reading this since... Continue Reading →

Review: The Left Used The Screwtape Letters as Instructions on How to Screw up America.

The Screwtape Letters is a novel written by Christian apologist and author C.S. Lewis (the same dude who wrote The Chronicles of Narnia) that showcases the temptations that humans struggle with through the view of the demons doing the tempting. When I read this book toward the end of my freshman year of highschool, the... Continue Reading →

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