Review: Romeo and Juliet: How Not to Handle Dating.

I realize Romeo and Juliet is one of the greatest love stories ever written and has been adapted into play after highschool play and movie after cheesy Halmark movie, but just why? When I read it, I thought, "Aww, that's cute. The joys of being young and dumb...and they killed themselves." Now obviously, this is... Continue Reading →

Review: The Silver Chair and The Last Battle. Things Start Getting Whacky. (Spoilers)

The Silver Chair and The Last Battle are the last two books in the Chronicles of Narnia series and as implied in the title of this review, they are the whackiest books in the series, not because of the characters or the adventure, but rather because of the theology that was presented. While they are... Continue Reading →

Blog/Review: One Sentence Book/Movie Summaries.

As you could probably tell, I read a lot of books and watch a bit of T.V. That being the case, obviously I had to do some sort of book summary in this format. Hope you enjoy. #1: Lord of the Rings Group of people spend several months trying to return jewelry. #2: The Hobbit... Continue Reading →

Review/Blog/News: The Percy Jackson and the Olympians Trailer Looks Abysmal.

I've talked a lot about Percy Jackson on this blog. I've reviewed the books and the the spinoffs. I've told you why I left the fandom and don't regret it. I even destroyed the arguments presented by the Leftist nutball Unclaimed Demigod. But what I haven't talked much about is the garbage adaptation from hell... Continue Reading →

Review: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Sinks the Movie. (Spoilers)

I’m pretty sure that when Disney was adapting the Chronicles of Narnia movies, their main goal was to milk the adventures of the Pevensies for all they were worth. The reason why I say this is because while Disney could’ve gone in chronological order (which I think maybe would’ve been the better and possibly more... Continue Reading →

Blog: More OG Stories. Little-Me was Weird.

On Monday, I posted a blog about some the original stories that I came up with when I was a small child. You guys seemed to like that post and I really enjoy going through my old stories and seeing what was going on in my brain at age 7, so here are some more... Continue Reading →

Review: Prince Caspian vs The Movie. Make Narnia Great Again.

As with my review of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe, since Prince Caspian was adapted into a movie by Disney, I have to give both the book and movie a review. While I will admit that the Prince Caspian is my favorite adaptation because it seems more serious than the first movie, it... Continue Reading →

Blog/News: My Thoughts on A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes Movie

I first heard about this movie when it was announced in...I think it was 2021 or 2022. At this time, I had already read The Hunger Games series and had watched the movies. I liked them well enough and they're still some of my top favorite movies to watch. However, I didn't pay much attention... Continue Reading →

Blog: The OG Stories of My Childhood

In my post about why Hollywood and creativity in general is dying, I used an anecdote about how when I was a child, I basically would only write fanfic since it was easier to use characters that had already been established than to make up my own stories. In that post, I also promised that... Continue Reading →

Review: The Horse and His Boy. Horse Theft is Okay as Long as They Can Talk. (Spoilers)

I've actually read The Horse and His Boy three times; first when I originally read (or tried to read) The Chronicles of Narnia, second when I was in 4th or 5th grade, and finally when I was reading it to do this review and catch up on Narnia lore. While The Horse and His Boy... Continue Reading →

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