Review: Beren and Luthien was the Best Romance I’ve Read Since Pride and Prejudice. (Spoilers)

Happy Day-Before-Halloween, tanukis! As you've seen in the title, this review is about Tolkien's epic romance, Beren and Luthien, which may seem like a strange choice for those who haven't read it for a (sorta) Halloween post, but don't worry. You'll see why I choose this book in a sec. So settle down, grab your... Continue Reading →

Blog/News: You Might Want to Rethink Letting Your Kids on Roblox After This. Part 3: Censorship.

Finally ending this series on the reasons why you shouldn't allow your kids on Roblox, I'm going to talk about the last big problem that seals the corruption of Roblox: censorship. While you might not think that censorship really affects your kids, it actually does. Roblox has inadvertently backed themselves into a corner and admitted... Continue Reading →

Blog/News: You Might Want to Rethink Letting Your Kids on Roblox After This. Part 2: Rampant Pedophillia.

Warning: This post deals with pedophillia and sexual abuse/content on Roblox. If you are a kid reading this or are an adult who's squemish about these things, you have been warned. Welcome to the second post in this series where I do a deep dive into the horrors of Roblox and expose it for the... Continue Reading →

Blog/News: You Might Want to Rethink Letting Your Kids on Roblox After This. Part 1: Child Exploitation.

If you're a millenial, Gen Z, or have a relative who's Gen Alpha, then you have probably heard about, seen, or played a game called Roblox. This fun gaming site probably seems innocent enough to the casual player, with it's bright colors, cute avatars that you can dress up however you want, and fun games... Continue Reading →

Review: Dailywire’s Chip Chilla is Absolutely Adorable (Spoilers).

If you guys are tired of the woke crap coming out of Disney, Netflix, Nickelodeon, PBS kids, and pretty much every other channel and streaming service out there, then you've probably downloaded BentKey by now, a new streaming service released by the Dailywire to provide kid's entertainment that isn't woke. Personally, I had been looking... Continue Reading →

Blog: All Books of the Bible Summarized (Old Testement)

(Disclaimer: This is satire and not to be taken seriously. I am not - by any means - a Bible expert. This is just based off of my understanding of it. Please do not use this as something to build your theology off of.) #1: Genesis Really guys? Can you not sin for...like...five seconds? This... Continue Reading →

News: We Won! Snow White is No More! And We’re Getting a Five Nights at Freddy’s Movie!

After being turned into a meme by everyone, the live-action remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves has officially been cancelled by Disney after clips of Rachel Zegler went viral and Gal Gadot decided to leave because of creative differences between her and director Mark Web. Mr. Web had wanted to make the film... Continue Reading →

Mythology: Ganymede is Tragic and Zeus is the God of Public School Teachers.

On September 26, Rick Riordan - in what I can only guess was perhaps a desperate attempt to write a backup book in case The Sun and the Star did poorly (which it did) - released a new book called Percy Jackson and the Chalice of the Gods. This book centers around an 18-year-old Percy... Continue Reading →

Blog: Why is Fantasy Armor so Bad?

Maybe I'm not the greatest person to be critiquing armor since 1). I've never worn armor for anything and 2). I don't play a lot of video games (I've only played SmashBros a handful of times and the cart racing games a few times). However, I do come from a family with common sense and... Continue Reading →

Review: A Knight’s Tale Was Probably Filmed at a Renaissance Fair…What Are Those Costumes? (Spoilers)

This weekend, while getting ready for a fall drive in the mountains, in a desperation to find a movie to provide some background noise that my family could agree on, I turned on a absolute masterpiece that I hadn't seen in quite a long time. That movie was A Knight's Tale, something I hadn't watched... Continue Reading →

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