News: Rings of Power Season 2 Trailer Just Dropped. I’m Dying Laughing.

From the fires of Mt. Prime, the continuation of the horror that was The Rings of Power has officially been announced to arrive to Amazon Prime on August 29. As you guys know, as an avid hater of The Rings of Power and fan of the legacy of the great J.R.R. Tolkien, I have been... Continue Reading →

Blog: More Really Bad Fantasy Armor (Genshin Impact Edition)

A few months ago, I did a post about fantasy armor in media that not only looked terrible, but also would be entirely impractical in real life. You guys seemed to really enjoy that post so here's some more crappy fantasy armor that we can all laugh at. #1: These people I've never played Genshin... Continue Reading →

Review: The Isle of the Lost Book Series is Disney Fanfic (Spoilers) 

If you guys have been keeping up with my posts, you’ll know that a few weeks ago I did a report on Disney Channel’s newest addition to the wildly popular Descendants universe, Descendants 4: The Rise of Red, (a.k.a. the sequel no one asked for since the third movie was supposed to be the last... Continue Reading →

Review: Don Quixote is as Senile as Biden (or Maybe It’s the Other Way Around) (Spoilers)

Okay, maybe that’s a bit of an overstatement, but just take a moment to think about it. Both Don Quixote and Biden are two old, senile dudes who don’t know where they are, the only difference being that one is at least strong enough to wear armor and fight people and can form a sentence... Continue Reading →

Blog: Happy Women’s History Month. People Still Don’t Know What a Woman Is.

At this point, anything having to do with Rick Riordan or his publishing imprint, Read Riordan, has become a reliable content cow for this blog since they just can’t seem to keep their mouths shut about cultural issues that are particularly dangerous for teens. In today’s episode of Rick Riordan/Disney being stupid, I’ll be providing... Continue Reading →

Review: The Hunger Games Was One of the Only Good Dystopian Novels (Spoilers)

Even though I’ve talked about quite a few books on this blog, one of the series I haven’t talked much about is the dystopian series that really kicked the genre into full gear in the 2010s and that was The Hunger Games. Though I’ve talked about the prequel book that came out in 2020 and... Continue Reading →

Blog: How not to Write Emotionally Damaged Characters: Tris

I am not a fan of the Divergent trilogy. Not only is it essentially soft porn for teenagers, but the main character, Tris (short for Beatrice because she’s just soo edgy), has one of the worst mental health arcs I have ever read. Throughout the series (especially in book 2), she is a whiny, selfish... Continue Reading →

Blog: How to Write a Fight Scene

Let’s be honest, fight scenes are one of those things that can either make or break the believability of a story. If they’re really good, they have the audience rooting for the hero and fearing for their lives, or perhaps feeling as cocky as the hero that he’ll win because he’s the hero. On the... Continue Reading →

Blog: Happy Valentine’s Day. Let’s Talk About How to Write a Romance.

As you guys know, I am not the type of person who likes love-triangles or many other lovey-dovey type tropes in books. However, I’m not completely heartless; I still enjoy a good love story now and again in a book when it’s not completely contrived. So let’s talk about how I think a romance should... Continue Reading →

Review: King Lear Has Issues (Spoilers)

As some of you may know from my post about YouTuber Unclaimed Demigod’s video defending the LGBTQ+ agenda in Rick Riordan’s books, I am a sophomore student and in the grand tradition of high school, that naturally means reading a lot of Shakespear’s writing. So far, I haven’t covered much of his writing, so that’s... Continue Reading →

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