News: We’re Getting Another Lord of the Rings Movie…and I’m Not Thrilled.

No, I'm not talking about the animated War of the Rohirrim movie that's coming out this December; I'm very excited about that one. The movie I'm talking about is the new Gollum movie that's rumored to be coming out in 2026. I know I'm late to talk about this, but as casting announcements are floating... Continue Reading →

Blog: OG Stories of my Childhood: My First Novel (Sorta)

Several months ago, I did a series on here called "OG Stories of my Childhood" where I basically just found old stories that I had written in grade school (ages 7 to 10 I think) and shared them with all of you, chronicling my early days as a writer. I thought I had ended that... Continue Reading →

News: Tom Bombadil is in Rings of Power? What?

I know I just did a Rings of Power post a few weeks ago, but as it keeps getting worse, I'm going to keep talking about it. After all, Rings of Power has become possibly one of the most infamous case studies in why no one likes modern Hollywood and why big companies are losing... Continue Reading →

News: Rings of Power Season 2 Trailer Just Dropped. I’m Dying Laughing.

From the fires of Mt. Prime, the continuation of the horror that was The Rings of Power has officially been announced to arrive to Amazon Prime on August 29. As you guys know, as an avid hater of The Rings of Power and fan of the legacy of the great J.R.R. Tolkien, I have been... Continue Reading →

Blog: More Really Bad Fantasy Armor (Genshin Impact Edition)

A few months ago, I did a post about fantasy armor in media that not only looked terrible, but also would be entirely impractical in real life. You guys seemed to really enjoy that post so here's some more crappy fantasy armor that we can all laugh at. #1: These people I've never played Genshin... Continue Reading →

Review: The Isle of the Lost Book Series is Disney Fanfic (Spoilers) 

If you guys have been keeping up with my posts, you’ll know that a few weeks ago I did a report on Disney Channel’s newest addition to the wildly popular Descendants universe, Descendants 4: The Rise of Red, (a.k.a. the sequel no one asked for since the third movie was supposed to be the last... Continue Reading →

Review: Don Quixote is as Senile as Biden (or Maybe It’s the Other Way Around) (Spoilers)

Okay, maybe that’s a bit of an overstatement, but just take a moment to think about it. Both Don Quixote and Biden are two old, senile dudes who don’t know where they are, the only difference being that one is at least strong enough to wear armor and fight people and can form a sentence... Continue Reading →

Blog: Happy Women’s History Month. People Still Don’t Know What a Woman Is.

At this point, anything having to do with Rick Riordan or his publishing imprint, Read Riordan, has become a reliable content cow for this blog since they just can’t seem to keep their mouths shut about cultural issues that are particularly dangerous for teens. In today’s episode of Rick Riordan/Disney being stupid, I’ll be providing... Continue Reading →

Review: The Hunger Games Was One of the Only Good Dystopian Novels (Spoilers)

Even though I’ve talked about quite a few books on this blog, one of the series I haven’t talked much about is the dystopian series that really kicked the genre into full gear in the 2010s and that was The Hunger Games. Though I’ve talked about the prequel book that came out in 2020 and... Continue Reading →

Blog: How not to Write Emotionally Damaged Characters: Tris

I am not a fan of the Divergent trilogy. Not only is it essentially soft porn for teenagers, but the main character, Tris (short for Beatrice because she’s just soo edgy), has one of the worst mental health arcs I have ever read. Throughout the series (especially in book 2), she is a whiny, selfish... Continue Reading →

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