If you've read my review on Percy Jackson and the Olympians that I posted last week, you'll realize that I have a lot to say about this series and its spinoffs. While the original series was really good and is easily one of my favorite YA reads of all time, The Heroes of Olympus was... Continue Reading →
Review: Percy Jackson and the Olympians was the Start of an Era. (Spoilers)
From the ages of 12-14, this series was basically my entire world. All I would ever talk about was "Percy Jackson this" and "Percy Jackson that". I would not shut up about the Greek gods and their stories. However, now that I'm older and have seen how chaotic the Percy Jackson fandom is, I have... Continue Reading →
Blog: What the Hell is a Skibidi Toilet?
As you know, on this blog, I am a purveyor of fine content. I'm like a 5-star chef, giving you only the best I can come up with. Nothing more and nothing less than the absolute finest. So...toilets. Why the heck is the skibidi toilet trending on YouTube right now? Why is it so popular?... Continue Reading →
Review: Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. All Hail King Elessar! (Spoilers)
This is the best book in the series and is where we finally get a wrap up to the epic saga that started with the Fellowship. The world of Middle Earth has finally been saved once and for all, and we get some awesome lore drops in the Appendices that sorta explain (but not in... Continue Reading →
News: The Witcher is Dying and is an Example of #GoWokeGoBroke.
On this blog, I often talk about how if you go woke, your show or franchise is going to decrease in quality until its completely unwatchable. We've seen this with Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, anything Disney-owned in general, The Dragon Prince, Rings of Power, etc. The latest on the chopping block is now The... Continue Reading →
Review: The Children of Hurin. Turin Turambar Needs a Hug and Some Time in Therapy (Spoilers).
The Children of Hurin, written by J.R.R. Tolkien in the late 1910's and published in 2007 by his son, Christopher, is one of the three great tales of the First Age. While it is one of the great tales, it's also the most tragic tale in the entire legendarium, and showcases best the heroic struggle... Continue Reading →
Blog: How to World Build
I've already covered how to write your villian, your protagonist, and your plot, but something that's just as important to the story is knowing how to build your world. This includes things like knowing how to write magic systems, how terrain/climate work, etc. and is the most technical part of writing your book. Just like... Continue Reading →
Blog: Hollywood Remakes and the Death of Creativity
When I was still in elementary school, I mostly wrote fanfiction for creative writing assignments. Often, many of my stories were retellings of fairy tales or had something to do with Barbie. The two stories I remember the most were 1). Frog and Toad meets the Barbie Spy Squad where Frodo and Sam were working... Continue Reading →
Review: Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Eowyn Wants to Kick Butt, Sam Gets to Use Frodo’s Cool Flashlight, Treebeard is Slow, Sauron is Somewhat Funny, and I Now Have Arachnophobia (Spoilers).
After reading Fellowship of the Rings, I obviously didn't stop to take a break, take some time to process the greatness of what I had read, maybe grab a snack. Nope. I immediately jumped to The Two Towers, because patience, what's that? I had made it my mission at that point to absorb all Tolkien... Continue Reading →
Review: The Magician’s Nephew. The Silmarillion Origin Story of Narnia (Spoilers).
After hearing the unfortunate and deeply angering news that Greta Gerwig is going to destroy The Chronicles of Narnia series, I have decided to re-read the books so that when the gut-wrenching time comes where I have to review her monstrosity, I'll at least know what I'm talking about when it comes to the lore.... Continue Reading →
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