Review: Rings of Power is a Massive Flop (Spoilers). Part 1/3.

To say this show is terrible is an insult to the word “terrible”. Even before I had started reading J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Silmarillion and Lord of the Rings, I thought the show was innately bad. I had grown up on the Peter Jackson film adaptations and was expecting a show that would have the same…Continue Reading →

Review: Rings of Power is a Failure Part 2/3: The Return of the Roast (Spoilers)

Picking up from where I left off yesterday in my on-going review of the monstrosity known as Rings of Power, I’m back with even more reasons as to why this show is an absolute dumpster fire. As I go on with this review, it is becoming ever clearer to me that Rings of Power is…Continue Reading →

Review: Rings of Power is the Worst Show Ever Made: The End of the Review (For Now). Part 3/3.

As I said in yesterday’s post, Rings of Power is a case study in everything wrong with modern-day television. Not only is it a perfect storm of intersectionality politics, fan-baiting, poor story telling, and much more, but it is something that shows that fandoms can and will have the guts to stand up against the…Continue Reading →

Review: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe vs. the Movie (Spoilers)

In my quest to catch up on The Chronicles of Narnia series because Greta Gerwig is coming like the White Witch to destroy it and turn it into her own icy, feminist wonderland, I re-read the book and watched the original movie that came out in 2008 to see how well they stood together. Thankfully,…Continue Reading →

Review: Shiny, Happy People from a Homeschooler’s P.O.V. (Spoilers)

I’ve been somewhat hesitant to write this post, but you know what? Screw it. It’s my 50th article on The Tanuki Corner and I have some thoughts on this series. I realize that I could get some backlash for this post since our wonderful elites hate homeschoolers because “How dare the peasantry be autonomous and…Continue Reading →

Review: Prince Caspian vs The Movie. Make Narnia Great Again.

As with my review of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe, since Prince Caspian was adapted into a movie by Disney, I have to give both the book and movie a review. While I will admit that the Prince Caspian is my favorite adaptation because it seems more serious than the first movie, it…Continue Reading →

Review/Blog/News: The Percy Jackson and the Olympians Trailer Looks Abysmal.

I’ve talked a lot about Percy Jackson on this blog. I’ve reviewed the books and the the spinoffs. I’ve told you why I left the fandom and don’t regret it. I even destroyed the arguments presented by the Leftist nutball Unclaimed Demigod. But what I haven’t talked much about is the garbage adaptation from hell…Continue Reading →

Review: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Sinks the Movie. (Spoilers)

I’m pretty sure that when Disney was adapting the Chronicles of Narnia movies, their main goal was to milk the adventures of the Pevensies for all they were worth. The reason why I say this is because while Disney could’ve gone in chronological order (which I think maybe would’ve been the better and possibly more…Continue Reading →

Review: A Knight’s Tale Was Probably Filmed at a Renaissance Fair…What Are Those Costumes? (Spoilers)

This weekend, while getting ready for a fall drive in the mountains, in a desperation to find a movie to provide some background noise that my family could agree on, I turned on a absolute masterpiece that I hadn’t seen in quite a long time. That movie was A Knight’s Tale, something I hadn’t watched…Continue Reading →

Review: Dailywire’s Chip Chilla is Absolutely Adorable (Spoilers).

If you guys are tired of the woke crap coming out of Disney, Netflix, Nickelodeon, PBS kids, and pretty much every other channel and streaming service out there, then you’ve probably downloaded BentKey by now, a new streaming service released by the Dailywire to provide kid’s entertainment that isn’t woke. Personally, I had been looking…Continue Reading →

Review: To Everyone Reading This, Please Don’t Base Your Realationships on Twilight. I Beg You.

When I was around the ages of 7-10, I had a cousin who was absolutely obsessed with the Twilight franchise. Me being the impressionable younger cousin who of course wanted to be like her at the time desperately wanted to watch Twilight. My mom agreed after a while and I remember very clearly being 10-years-old…Continue Reading →

Review: Avatar: The Last Airbender is a Masterpiece (Spoilers).

Unfortunately, I am not an original fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender. The show cam out in 2005 and ended just a few months after I was born, so I missed the intial hype of it all. However, though I didn’t grow up watching it religiously every morning, I got the complete DVD box set…Continue Reading →

Review: The Two Big Problems with ATLA (Spoilers).

Yesterday, I posted about everything that was good about the show Avatar: The Last Airbender, however, I failed to talk about the problems that I had with it. If you haven’t read my last post, go back and read it, but for those of you who have, you know that I have no major grievances…Continue Reading →

Review: Lady Ballers is Supposed to be the Comedy of the Year, but is it? (Spoilers)

On Wednesday last week, the Dailywire announced its first-ever feature length comedy, Lady Ballers, which premiered on Friday. This controversial comedy follows a former high-school basketball coach who finds out that he can become famous again by pulling together his former team and having them pretend to be women so they could participate in women’s…Continue Reading →

Review: Runes is Kinda Meh. (Spoilers)

One fo the shows I was most excited to see when Bentkey was announced was the show Runes. From the trailer, it seemed like the type of show I would watch. It had magic, it had Norse mythology, the animation was pretty original and looked good…what’s not to love? Well, I watched it and finished…Continue Reading →

Review: Percy Jackson and the Olympians is Watchable, But It Isn’t Great.

I’ve talked a lot about the PJO series on this blog and have pretty much beat it to hell by criticizing how woke and stupid it’s become. It’s generated a lot of great content for my blog and now it’s time to do yet another post about it, this time focusing on the Disney+ adaptation…Continue Reading →

Review: How Was Monster High Ever Approved to be a Kids’ Show? (Spoilers)

I feel like I could ask this question about a lot of kids’ shows, but Monster High was just one of those shows where it goes from being a joke to becoming a serious question. Like my experience watching Twilight (which, if you read my review of that series, you know that I hate it),…Continue Reading →

Review: I Watched the Mummy Remake with Tom Cruise. Why? Just Why? (Spoilers)

I remember watching the original Mummy movie starring Brendan Fraiser when I was maybe 8 or 9 and at first, I thought it was too scary and didn’t like it. Fast forward several years to today, I now like those movies and don’t get scared of them anymore because there’s better things to be scared…Continue Reading →

Blog/Review: So Far, The Pendragon Cycle Looks Really Good (Spoilers).

Last year, the Dailywire announced that they would be adapting The Pendragon Cycle by Stephen R. Lawhead into a series on Dailwire+. Me being the fantasy nerd that I am was very excited to hear that and now that I am reading the books am even more excited to watch the show. Now that Dailywire…Continue Reading →

Review: The Five Nights at Freddy’s Game Was More Interesting Than the Movie. (Spoilers)

I think the first time I heard about FNAF was in a postcard from some former friends of mine when I was around 10 or 11. At the time, I had no idea what it was, but kept seeing merch for the game everywhere at Walmart and online. It wasn’t until I discovered the gaming…Continue Reading →

Review: Rating T.V. Shows and Movies I Watched as a Kid

When I was still a small child, I didn’t watch that much TV. My family had cable TV and a DVD player that we still use to this day. Roku hadn’t been invented just yet and we wouldn’t get a Roku system until I was about eight or nine (I’m only a teenager, but this…Continue Reading →

Review: Entering the Wonka-verse

Most of us have seen at least one of the adaptations of Roald Dahl’s classic children’s book, Charlie and the Choclate Factory, a tale of a young boy who finds a golden ticket and is allowed to see the inside of the choclate factory run by the eccentric Willy Wonka. Whether you’ve seen the 1970’s…Continue Reading →

Review: The Spiderwick Chronicles Reboot is Really Bad (Episode 1 Spoilers) 

I have not read The Spiderwick Chronicles nor have I seen the entire movie adaptation. I hadn’t even known about that series until I heard about the new remake that was coming out and decided to research it a bit. With that in mind, for those of you who are die-hard Spiderwick Chronicles fans, please…Continue Reading →

Review/Blog: King Avallach’s Sword is a Wall Hanger.

In the leadup to the adaptation of Stephen R. Lawhead’s series, The Pendragon Cycle, the Dailywire has been doing quite a bit to promote it through giving viewers a behind-the-scenes look into the filming of the show, kind of like the Appendices to Lord of the Rings, but somewhat less cool. However, in one of…Continue Reading →

Review: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny Was Not Good (Spoilers) 

Yes, I know I’m late to the party. I am on most of my movie reviews. But that doesn’t mean that I don’t have anything to say regarding the newest installment to the Indiana Jones series. Having just watched it yesterday afternoon on Vudu, it’s fresh in my mind and while I can admit that…Continue Reading →

Review: Mr. Birchum is Dailywire’s Best Project Yet.

As we know by now, Dailywire is on a mission to provide quality entertainment in a world where quality entertainment seems to no longer exist. From Chip Chilla on their new kids’ streaming platform to The Pendragon Cycle, they have been trying to pump out as much content as they can without compromising on quality….Continue Reading →

Review: M. Night Shyamalan’s ATLA Movie is Hysterically Bad.

As I’ve been working on finishing up my sophomore year of school while simultaneously helping to make sure the house doesn’t burn down while we (my family and I) pretty much remodel it, I’ve been almost chronically online, listening to podcasts, music, and YouTube videos. While scrolling through my YouTube feed, I found a review…Continue Reading →

Review: Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl is Iconic, Savvy (Review).

With Rennaissance Festival season fast approaching where I live, I’ve been looking for things that remind me of it since I may or may not be going this year (if I do go, I’ll post about it). One of these things happened to be the first Pirates of the Carribean movie, which is obviously one…Continue Reading →

Review: For Prophet Should Be Called “For Profit-Loss” (Spoilers)

I’ve talked a little bit about bad Christian media on this blog and why it’s so bad. Now, I can give you guys yet another example of why Christian movie companies need to go on hiatus until they can figure out how to write a good story, with our latest movie to go on the…Continue Reading →

Review: Runes Was…Something (Spoilers)

Last year, I did a review on one of the shows streaming on Bentkey, Dailywire’s children’s channel. At the time, I had only seen the first eleven episodes and said that I would redo my review on the show if anything changed in the coming episodes. Now, seven months after I gave that review, I…Continue Reading →