Review: Rings of Power is a Massive Flop (Spoilers). Part 1/3.

To say this show is terrible is an insult to the word “terrible”. Even before I had started reading J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Silmarillion and Lord of the Rings, I thought the show was innately bad. I had grown up on the Peter Jackson film adaptations and was expecting a show that would have the same…Continue Reading →

Review: Rings of Power is a Failure Part 2/3: The Return of the Roast (Spoilers)

Picking up from where I left off yesterday in my on-going review of the monstrosity known as Rings of Power, I’m back with even more reasons as to why this show is an absolute dumpster fire. As I go on with this review, it is becoming ever clearer to me that Rings of Power is…Continue Reading →

Review: Rings of Power is the Worst Show Ever Made: The End of the Review (For Now). Part 3/3.

As I said in yesterday’s post, Rings of Power is a case study in everything wrong with modern-day television. Not only is it a perfect storm of intersectionality politics, fan-baiting, poor story telling, and much more, but it is something that shows that fandoms can and will have the guts to stand up against the…Continue Reading →

Review: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe vs. the Movie (Spoilers)

In my quest to catch up on The Chronicles of Narnia series because Greta Gerwig is coming like the White Witch to destroy it and turn it into her own icy, feminist wonderland, I re-read the book and watched the original movie that came out in 2008 to see how well they stood together. Thankfully,…Continue Reading →

Review: Shiny, Happy People from a Homeschooler’s P.O.V. (Spoilers)

I’ve been somewhat hesitant to write this post, but you know what? Screw it. It’s my 50th article on The Tanuki Corner and I have some thoughts on this series. I realize that I could get some backlash for this post since our wonderful elites hate homeschoolers because “How dare the peasantry be autonomous and…Continue Reading →

Review: Prince Caspian vs The Movie. Make Narnia Great Again.

As with my review of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe, since Prince Caspian was adapted into a movie by Disney, I have to give both the book and movie a review. While I will admit that the Prince Caspian is my favorite adaptation because it seems more serious than the first movie, it…Continue Reading →

Review/Blog/News: The Percy Jackson and the Olympians Trailer Looks Abysmal.

I’ve talked a lot about Percy Jackson on this blog. I’ve reviewed the books and the the spinoffs. I’ve told you why I left the fandom and don’t regret it. I even destroyed the arguments presented by the Leftist nutball Unclaimed Demigod. But what I haven’t talked much about is the garbage adaptation from hell…Continue Reading →

Review: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Sinks the Movie. (Spoilers)

I’m pretty sure that when Disney was adapting the Chronicles of Narnia movies, their main goal was to milk the adventures of the Pevensies for all they were worth. The reason why I say this is because while Disney could’ve gone in chronological order (which I think maybe would’ve been the better and possibly more…Continue Reading →

Review: A Knight’s Tale Was Probably Filmed at a Renaissance Fair…What Are Those Costumes? (Spoilers)

This weekend, while getting ready for a fall drive in the mountains, in a desperation to find a movie to provide some background noise that my family could agree on, I turned on a absolute masterpiece that I hadn’t seen in quite a long time. That movie was A Knight’s Tale, something I hadn’t watched…Continue Reading →

Review: Dailywire’s Chip Chilla is Absolutely Adorable (Spoilers).

If you guys are tired of the woke crap coming out of Disney, Netflix, Nickelodeon, PBS kids, and pretty much every other channel and streaming service out there, then you’ve probably downloaded BentKey by now, a new streaming service released by the Dailywire to provide kid’s entertainment that isn’t woke. Personally, I had been looking…Continue Reading →

Review: To Everyone Reading This, Please Don’t Base Your Realationships on Twilight. I Beg You.

When I was around the ages of 7-10, I had a cousin who was absolutely obsessed with the Twilight franchise. Me being the impressionable younger cousin who of course wanted to be like her at the time desperately wanted to watch Twilight. My mom agreed after a while and I remember very clearly being 10-years-old…Continue Reading →

Review: Avatar: The Last Airbender is a Masterpiece (Spoilers).

Unfortunately, I am not an original fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender. The show cam out in 2005 and ended just a few months after I was born, so I missed the intial hype of it all. However, though I didn’t grow up watching it religiously every morning, I got the complete DVD box set…Continue Reading →

Review: The Two Big Problems with ATLA (Spoilers).

Yesterday, I posted about everything that was good about the show Avatar: The Last Airbender, however, I failed to talk about the problems that I had with it. If you haven’t read my last post, go back and read it, but for those of you who have, you know that I have no major grievances…Continue Reading →

Review: Lady Ballers is Supposed to be the Comedy of the Year, but is it? (Spoilers)

On Wednesday last week, the Dailywire announced its first-ever feature length comedy, Lady Ballers, which premiered on Friday. This controversial comedy follows a former high-school basketball coach who finds out that he can become famous again by pulling together his former team and having them pretend to be women so they could participate in women’s…Continue Reading →

Review: Runes is Kinda Meh. (Spoilers)

One fo the shows I was most excited to see when Bentkey was announced was the show Runes. From the trailer, it seemed like the type of show I would watch. It had magic, it had Norse mythology, the animation was pretty original and looked good…what’s not to love? Well, I watched it and finished…Continue Reading →

Review: Percy Jackson and the Olympians is Watchable, But It Isn’t Great.

I’ve talked a lot about the PJO series on this blog and have pretty much beat it to hell by criticizing how woke and stupid it’s become. It’s generated a lot of great content for my blog and now it’s time to do yet another post about it, this time focusing on the Disney+ adaptation…Continue Reading →

Review: How Was Monster High Ever Approved to be a Kids’ Show? (Spoilers)

I feel like I could ask this question about a lot of kids’ shows, but Monster High was just one of those shows where it goes from being a joke to becoming a serious question. Like my experience watching Twilight (which, if you read my review of that series, you know that I hate it),…Continue Reading →

Review: I Watched the Mummy Remake with Tom Cruise. Why? Just Why? (Spoilers)

I remember watching the original Mummy movie starring Brendan Fraiser when I was maybe 8 or 9 and at first, I thought it was too scary and didn’t like it. Fast forward several years to today, I now like those movies and don’t get scared of them anymore because there’s better things to be scared…Continue Reading →

Blog/Review: So Far, The Pendragon Cycle Looks Really Good (Spoilers).

Last year, the Dailywire announced that they would be adapting The Pendragon Cycle by Stephen R. Lawhead into a series on Dailwire+. Me being the fantasy nerd that I am was very excited to hear that and now that I am reading the books am even more excited to watch the show. Now that Dailywire…Continue Reading →

Review: The Five Nights at Freddy’s Game Was More Interesting Than the Movie. (Spoilers)

I think the first time I heard about FNAF was in a postcard from some former friends of mine when I was around 10 or 11. At the time, I had no idea what it was, but kept seeing merch for the game everywhere at Walmart and online. It wasn’t until I discovered the gaming…Continue Reading →

Review: Rating T.V. Shows and Movies I Watched as a Kid

When I was still a small child, I didn’t watch that much TV. My family had cable TV and a DVD player that we still use to this day. Roku hadn’t been invented just yet and we wouldn’t get a Roku system until I was about eight or nine (I’m only a teenager, but this…Continue Reading →

Review: Entering the Wonka-verse

Most of us have seen at least one of the adaptations of Roald Dahl’s classic children’s book, Charlie and the Choclate Factory, a tale of a young boy who finds a golden ticket and is allowed to see the inside of the choclate factory run by the eccentric Willy Wonka. Whether you’ve seen the 1970’s…Continue Reading →

Review: The Spiderwick Chronicles Reboot is Really Bad (Episode 1 Spoilers) 

I have not read The Spiderwick Chronicles nor have I seen the entire movie adaptation. I hadn’t even known about that series until I heard about the new remake that was coming out and decided to research it a bit. With that in mind, for those of you who are die-hard Spiderwick Chronicles fans, please…Continue Reading →

Review/Blog: King Avallach’s Sword is a Wall Hanger.

In the leadup to the adaptation of Stephen R. Lawhead’s series, The Pendragon Cycle, the Dailywire has been doing quite a bit to promote it through giving viewers a behind-the-scenes look into the filming of the show, kind of like the Appendices to Lord of the Rings, but somewhat less cool. However, in one of…Continue Reading →

Review: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny Was Not Good (Spoilers) 

Yes, I know I’m late to the party. I am on most of my movie reviews. But that doesn’t mean that I don’t have anything to say regarding the newest installment to the Indiana Jones series. Having just watched it yesterday afternoon on Vudu, it’s fresh in my mind and while I can admit that…Continue Reading →

Review: Mr. Birchum is Dailywire’s Best Project Yet.

As we know by now, Dailywire is on a mission to provide quality entertainment in a world where quality entertainment seems to no longer exist. From Chip Chilla on their new kids’ streaming platform to The Pendragon Cycle, they have been trying to pump out as much content as they can without compromising on quality….Continue Reading →

Review: M. Night Shyamalan’s ATLA Movie is Hysterically Bad.

As I’ve been working on finishing up my sophomore year of school while simultaneously helping to make sure the house doesn’t burn down while we (my family and I) pretty much remodel it, I’ve been almost chronically online, listening to podcasts, music, and YouTube videos. While scrolling through my YouTube feed, I found a review…Continue Reading →

Review: Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl is Iconic, Savvy (Review).

With Rennaissance Festival season fast approaching where I live, I’ve been looking for things that remind me of it since I may or may not be going this year (if I do go, I’ll post about it). One of these things happened to be the first Pirates of the Carribean movie, which is obviously one…Continue Reading →

Review: For Prophet Should Be Called “For Profit-Loss” (Spoilers)

I’ve talked a little bit about bad Christian media on this blog and why it’s so bad. Now, I can give you guys yet another example of why Christian movie companies need to go on hiatus until they can figure out how to write a good story, with our latest movie to go on the…Continue Reading →

Review: Runes Was…Something (Spoilers)

Last year, I did a review on one of the shows streaming on Bentkey, Dailywire’s children’s channel. At the time, I had only seen the first eleven episodes and said that I would redo my review on the show if anything changed in the coming episodes. Now, seven months after I gave that review, I…Continue Reading →

Review: The How to Train Your Dragon Movies Might Not Have Been Accurate to the Books, But They Are Awesome (Spoilers)

I’ve been meaning to do a post about How to Train Your Dragon because it was one of those franchises that I absolutely loved as a kid, but never got around to until know. I suppose it’s because there are three movies, five spinoff shows/specials, and the book series that it was based off of,…Continue Reading →

Review: Twisters Deserved Its Title as a Summer Blockbuster (Spoilers).

In a world of remakes, prequels and sequels, there’s one sequel that came out this year that was actually good and brought in money and that was Twisters, the sequel to the 1996 movie, Twister. I know a lot of people have already talked about this movie including popular YouTuber, Brett Cooper, but as I…Continue Reading →

Review: Bentkey’s Kid-Fit-Go Could be Better.

I am not a fitness fanatic. I’ll exercise for about an hour a day, but I’m not the type to jump on buying all the trendy health foods and supplements or uncomfortable-looking workout clothes. That said, when I saw that Bentkey was making a show for kids about how to work out, I had to…Continue Reading →

Review: Time to Talk About My Favorite TV Show! 200th Blog Post Special (Spoilers).

It’s hard to believe that I’ve post 200 articles on this blog. Back in June, I celebrated the blog’s one year anniversary by redoing the look and feel of the Tanuki Corner, and now I will celebrate this milestone by once again ranting about Rings of Power, the show whose second season dropped yesterday. So…Continue Reading →

Review: Rings of Power Season 2, Episode 2 is the Best and Worst of Amazon (Spoilers).

If you were to compare this episode to Tolkien’s work or really any other T.V. show that understood the assignment, it would be abysmal, just like the rest of the show. However, because Rings of Power Season 1 and the previous episode of Season 2 has lowered my proverbial bar to the point where it’s…Continue Reading →

Review: What is a Woman is the Documentary We Needed (Spoilers).

Back in 2022, Dailywire released What is a Woman, a documentary by political commentator Matt Walsh. I’ve wanted to review this film for a while now, but it always got shoved to the back of my mind thanks to school stuff and everything I wanted to put on this blog. However, now that Matt Walsh’s…Continue Reading →

Review: Rings of Power Season 2, Episode 3…Humanizing Evil (Spoilers).

Continuing with this series, the only good thing I have to say about episode three is that Galadriel isn’t in it. Other than that, everything else is flaming garbage right out of the gate. Just from watching the third episode, I can totally understand why the very few people who tuned in Season 2 are…Continue Reading →

Review: Happy Jane Austen Festival! Let’s Talk About Clueless (Spoilers)

Unbeknownst to me, Jane Austen is actually celebrated for two weeks out of the year, with the first week being Jane Austen Regency Week, which takes place in late June and the Jane Austen festival which is happening right now until September 22 in Bath, England. Who knew that the Jane Austen fandom was that…Continue Reading →

Review: Rings of Power Season 2, Episode 4…”I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating – and it gets everywhere.”

Do any of you guys know where that line comes from? That’s right! It’s from Star Wars, which can only mean that the Tuskan raiders are back in Rings of Power, so let’s start with that. #1: The People of the Rhun and…Stoors? The people of Rhun don’t really have much of a part to…Continue Reading →

Review: Labyrinth was…Something (Spoilers)

It’s October 1st, everybody and you know what that means. The official start of spooky season, where we can all cuddle up on the couch, drink our questionably flavored pumpkin spice diabetes beverages, and binge watch horror movies. Or just watch anything that might remotely remind us of Halloween because it has some creepy elements…Continue Reading →

Review: Mean Girls is “Sooo Fetch!” (Spoilers)

In honor of it being Mean Girls Day, the unofficial holiday inspired by the only date that’s ever given to us in the movie, I thought it would be a good idea to review the hit 2000s comedy Mean Girls. Originally, I wanted to release this post this summer since that was when the reboot…Continue Reading →

Review: Dark Shadows Was a Random Mess (Spoilers)

Continuing with my series of reviewing Halloween movies through the month of October, I think it’s only fitting that we talk about the 2012 Tim Burton film Dark Shadows. It has all of the trademarks of the Tim Burton film. Danny Elfman did the musical score, Helena Bonham Carter played a role, Johhny Depp played…Continue Reading →

Review: Rings of Power Season 2, Episodes 5-8 (Spoilers)

Rings of Power Season 2 came to its end last week, finally releasing us from the horror that was seven weeks of non-stop bad script writing, mediocre acting, continuity errors, messed-up morality, and the destruction of Tolkien’s work until Season 3 comes out if the show doesn’t get cancelled first. Thank God. I’m not going…Continue Reading →

Review: Corpse Bride is a Tim Burton Masterpiece (Spoilers)

If any of you are familiar with Tim Burton’s work, you’re probably familiar with his 2005 film Corpse Bride. It’s almost everywhere during the Halloween season with costumes and decorations galore and there’s tons of fan edits and playlists dedicated to the movie on YouTube. Plenty of people have reacted to it over the years…Continue Reading →

Review: The Last Unicorn is One of the Weirdest Kid’s Movies I’ve Ever Seen (Spoilers)

One of the movies that my family would occasionally borrow from the library when I was really young was The Last Unicorn, an animated movie that came out in 1982 that I’m sure most of you Gen Xers have seen. I remembered parts and pieces of it such as the animation style, the scene with…Continue Reading →

Review: Gladiator is an Awesome Movie (Spoilers)

It’s now November which means that we have two more months of 2024 before it’s 2025. That means that we’ll be in another year of the Left losing their minds over Trump, 2015 will be ten years ago, AI will probably be several steps closer to taking over the movie industry, Disney will continue pumping…Continue Reading →

Review: Catherine Called Birdy (2022) Sucked (Spoilers)

When I was in 5th grade, one of my required reading books was Catherine Called Birdy, a story about a girl growing up in medieval England and coming to terms with the transition from being a young girl with hardly a care in the world to a young woman with responsibilities, a transition that’s not…Continue Reading →

Review: Home Alone 1, 2, and Whatever the Last One Was Reviewed (Spoilers)

You might be looking at this title and asking yourself: “What about the other Home Alone movies? Why only these three?” Don’t worry I have an answer: These are the only movies in the Home Alone cinematic universe that I remember well enough to do a review on. I barely remember watching the third one…Continue Reading →

Review: Red One Wasn’t Terrible but Wasn’t Great (Spoilers)

I know. Christmas is over. The New Year starts on Wednesday. Why am I reviewing a Christmas movie now? Answer: Because I just saw it and as far as I’m concerned, the Christmas season lasts until January 1. I first heard about Red One from a bunch of YouTube notifications from the channel Disparu talking…Continue Reading →

Review: The Office Season 1

That’s right, guys. Finally, after a year of watching clips of The Office on YouTube, I have finally acquired seasons one through six on DVD, which means that since Christmas, I have been binge watching the show with my brother. My evil plan to drive my parents crazy with soap opera-esque romantic intrigue and the…Continue Reading →

Review: Am I Racist? (Spoilers)

A little while ago, I did a review of Matt Walsh’s What is a Woman? in preparation for Am I Racist? to finally come to streaming on Dailywire+. Unfortunately, after writing that post and finally watching that movie, though I fully intended to write a review for it, it somehow got shoved to the backburner…Continue Reading →

Review: Titanic…Would’ve Ended in a Titanic Breakup (Spoilers)

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that pun, though? *Breathes deeply, sighs happily* Okay. That’s enough of that. On to today’s review. Titanic came out in 1997 staring Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio and was the most expensive film ever made at the time, with – get ready for this – a whopping…Continue Reading →

Review: Why were We Allowed to Watch Robin Hood: Men in Tights as Kids? (Spoilers)

When I was a wee lass, one of my brother and I’s favorite movies was Robin Hood: Men in Tights, directed by Mel Brooks and staring Cary Elwes and when I say that it was one of our favorites, I mean it. We would watch it constantly. It was pretty much a morning ritual for…Continue Reading →

Review: Wicked Was Better Than I Expected (Spoilers)

I’m not usually a fan of musicals. While I enjoyed them when I was a kid, that was because they were put together by Disney. Other than that, I’ve never seen a musical in person, have never watched a Broadway performance online, and generally don’t care for the soundtracks since I’m also not a big…Continue Reading →

Review: Shiny, Happy People Season 2 is Garbage (Spoilers)

Back in 2023, I did a post talking about the first season of the Amazon Prime docuseries Shiny, Happy People which spread a light on the cult ran by Bill Gothard. My overall opinion of the show was that while I respected it for shining a light on the stories of those who survived the…Continue Reading →

Review: Jurassic World: Rebirth… (Spoilers)

It’s not often that I agree with film critics on something. Most of them are woke, will give crappy shows and movies good ratings for pushing the woke agenda, don’t understand the real-world audience, or are a mix of all three. However, after watching this movie and trying not to fall asleep, I found myself…Continue Reading →