Blog: How I Became a Mossad Agent…

Recently, I posted a short video reacting to Dailywire’s movie, Run, Hide, Fight: Infidel and I got a comment from someone in particular who was quite angry about what I had to say in response to someone commenting “Free Palestine”:

So, apparently, I’m part of the Mossad. I had no clue it was so easy to get in. All I had to do was support Israel. I apparently don’t even have to be Jewish, Israeli, or Messianic Jew. Where exactly my payment for working for Israel is, I have no clue. I keep checking my bank account, but weirdly, I don’t have any shekels. Odd, but I guess it checks out since I’m only now finding out that I’m in their employ.

But how exactly did I get in? Well, like I said, all I had to do apparently was support Israel, and for that, I have to thank the people who support the attempted genocide of the Jewish people. As someone who doesn’t support actual genocide/ genocide attempts, I found it natural to side with Israel in the Israel/Hamas war, as I believe that a country should be allowed to protect its people. Weird, right?

Now, in reality, I’m not actually in the Mossad, as cool as that would be. However, I think this is a hilarious way of really showing how stupid some people are, because this is not the first time I’ve been accused of being paid by Israel for my opinions. It’s a line of logic that relies on the false idea that everyone who disagrees with you must have some ulterior motive in doing so, usually for money. It’s absolutely ridiculous.

Until next time,

M.J.