Blog: All Books of the Bible Summarized (Old Testement)

(Disclaimer: This is satire and not to be taken seriously. I am not - by any means - a Bible expert. This is just based off of my understanding of it. Please do not use this as something to build your theology off of.) #1: Genesis Really guys? Can you not sin for...like...five seconds? This... Continue Reading →

News: We Won! Snow White is No More! And We’re Getting a Five Nights at Freddy’s Movie!

After being turned into a meme by everyone, the live-action remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves has officially been cancelled by Disney after clips of Rachel Zegler went viral and Gal Gadot decided to leave because of creative differences between her and director Mark Web. Mr. Web had wanted to make the film... Continue Reading →

Mythology: Ganymede is Tragic and Zeus is the God of Public School Teachers.

On September 26, Rick Riordan - in what I can only guess was perhaps a desperate attempt to write a backup book in case The Sun and the Star did poorly (which it did) - released a new book called Percy Jackson and the Chalice of the Gods. This book centers around an 18-year-old Percy... Continue Reading →

Blog: Why is Fantasy Armor so Bad?

Maybe I'm not the greatest person to be critiquing armor since 1). I've never worn armor for anything and 2). I don't play a lot of video games (I've only played SmashBros a handful of times and the cart racing games a few times). However, I do come from a family with common sense and... Continue Reading →

Review: A Knight’s Tale Was Probably Filmed at a Renaissance Fair…What Are Those Costumes? (Spoilers)

This weekend, while getting ready for a fall drive in the mountains, in a desperation to find a movie to provide some background noise that my family could agree on, I turned on a absolute masterpiece that I hadn't seen in quite a long time. That movie was A Knight's Tale, something I hadn't watched... Continue Reading →

Review: Romeo and Juliet: How Not to Handle Dating.

I realize Romeo and Juliet is one of the greatest love stories ever written and has been adapted into play after highschool play and movie after cheesy Halmark movie, but just why? When I read it, I thought, "Aww, that's cute. The joys of being young and dumb...and they killed themselves." Now obviously, this is... Continue Reading →

Review: The Silver Chair and The Last Battle. Things Start Getting Whacky. (Spoilers)

The Silver Chair and The Last Battle are the last two books in the Chronicles of Narnia series and as implied in the title of this review, they are the whackiest books in the series, not because of the characters or the adventure, but rather because of the theology that was presented. While they are... Continue Reading →

Blog/Review: One Sentence Book/Movie Summaries.

As you could probably tell, I read a lot of books and watch a bit of T.V. That being the case, obviously I had to do some sort of book summary in this format. Hope you enjoy. #1: Lord of the Rings Group of people spend several months trying to return jewelry. #2: The Hobbit... Continue Reading →

Review/Blog/News: The Percy Jackson and the Olympians Trailer Looks Abysmal.

I've talked a lot about Percy Jackson on this blog. I've reviewed the books and the the spinoffs. I've told you why I left the fandom and don't regret it. I even destroyed the arguments presented by the Leftist nutball Unclaimed Demigod. But what I haven't talked much about is the garbage adaptation from hell... Continue Reading →

Review: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Sinks the Movie. (Spoilers)

I’m pretty sure that when Disney was adapting the Chronicles of Narnia movies, their main goal was to milk the adventures of the Pevensies for all they were worth. The reason why I say this is because while Disney could’ve gone in chronological order (which I think maybe would’ve been the better and possibly more... Continue Reading →

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