I know. Christmas is over. The New Year starts on Wednesday. Why am I reviewing a Christmas movie now? Answer: Because I just saw it and as far as I'm concerned, the Christmas season lasts until January 1. I first heard about Red One from a bunch of YouTube notifications from the channel Disparu talking... Continue Reading →
Review: Home Alone 1, 2, and Whatever the Last One Was Reviewed (Spoilers)
You might be looking at this title and asking yourself: "What about the other Home Alone movies? Why only these three?" Don't worry I have an answer: These are the only movies in the Home Alone cinematic universe that I remember well enough to do a review on. I barely remember watching the third one... Continue Reading →
Review: Catherine Called Birdy (2022) Sucked (Spoilers)
When I was in 5th grade, one of my required reading books was Catherine Called Birdy, a story about a girl growing up in medieval England and coming to terms with the transition from being a young girl with hardly a care in the world to a young woman with responsibilities, a transition that's not... Continue Reading →
Review: Sense and Sensibility is Better Than the Movie (Spoilers)
I don't know about you, but Sense and Sensibility is extremely underrated. It is one of Jane Austen's greatest works that is second only to Pride and Prejudice (which remains my favorite Jane Austen novel). While Pride and Prejudice focused more on the psychological aspects of love and attraction, Sense and Sensibility shows two extremes... Continue Reading →
Review: Gladiator is an Awesome Movie (Spoilers)
It's now November which means that we have two more months of 2024 before it's 2025. That means that we'll be in another year of the Left losing their minds over Trump, 2015 will be ten years ago, AI will probably be several steps closer to taking over the movie industry, Disney will continue pumping... Continue Reading →
Review: The Last Unicorn is One of the Weirdest Kid’s Movies I’ve Ever Seen (Spoilers)
One of the movies that my family would occasionally borrow from the library when I was really young was The Last Unicorn, an animated movie that came out in 1982 that I'm sure most of you Gen Xers have seen. I remembered parts and pieces of it such as the animation style, the scene with... Continue Reading →
Review: Corpse Bride is a Tim Burton Masterpiece (Spoilers)
If any of you are familiar with Tim Burton's work, you're probably familiar with his 2005 film Corpse Bride. It's almost everywhere during the Halloween season with costumes and decorations galore and there's tons of fan edits and playlists dedicated to the movie on YouTube. Plenty of people have reacted to it over the years... Continue Reading →
Review: Dark Shadows Was a Random Mess (Spoilers)
Continuing with my series of reviewing Halloween movies through the month of October, I think it's only fitting that we talk about the 2012 Tim Burton film Dark Shadows. It has all of the trademarks of the Tim Burton film. Danny Elfman did the musical score, Helena Bonham Carter played a role, Johhny Depp played... Continue Reading →
Review: Mean Girls is “Sooo Fetch!” (Spoilers)
In honor of it being Mean Girls Day, the unofficial holiday inspired by the only date that's ever given to us in the movie, I thought it would be a good idea to review the hit 2000s comedy Mean Girls. Originally, I wanted to release this post this summer since that was when the reboot... Continue Reading →
Review: Labyrinth was…Something (Spoilers)
It's October 1st, everybody and you know what that means. The official start of spooky season, where we can all cuddle up on the couch, drink our questionably flavored pumpkin spice diabetes beverages, and binge watch horror movies. Or just watch anything that might remotely remind us of Halloween because it has some creepy elements... Continue Reading →
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