Review: Avatar: The Last Airbender is a Masterpiece (Spoilers).

Unfortunately, I am not an original fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender. The show cam out in 2005 and ended just a few months after I was born, so I missed the intial hype of it all. However, though I didn't grow up watching it religiously every morning, I got the complete DVD box set... Continue Reading →

Review: Dailywire’s Chip Chilla is Absolutely Adorable (Spoilers).

If you guys are tired of the woke crap coming out of Disney, Netflix, Nickelodeon, PBS kids, and pretty much every other channel and streaming service out there, then you've probably downloaded BentKey by now, a new streaming service released by the Dailywire to provide kid's entertainment that isn't woke. Personally, I had been looking... Continue Reading →

Review: A Knight’s Tale Was Probably Filmed at a Renaissance Fair…What Are Those Costumes? (Spoilers)

This weekend, while getting ready for a fall drive in the mountains, in a desperation to find a movie to provide some background noise that my family could agree on, I turned on a absolute masterpiece that I hadn't seen in quite a long time. That movie was A Knight's Tale, something I hadn't watched... Continue Reading →

Review/Blog/News: The Percy Jackson and the Olympians Trailer Looks Abysmal.

I've talked a lot about Percy Jackson on this blog. I've reviewed the books and the the spinoffs. I've told you why I left the fandom and don't regret it. I even destroyed the arguments presented by the Leftist nutball Unclaimed Demigod. But what I haven't talked much about is the garbage adaptation from hell... Continue Reading →

Review: Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Eowyn Wants to Kick Butt, Sam Gets to Use Frodo’s Cool Flashlight, Treebeard is Slow, Sauron is Somewhat Funny, and I Now Have Arachnophobia (Spoilers).

After reading Fellowship of the Rings, I obviously didn't stop to take a break, take some time to process the greatness of what I had read, maybe grab a snack. Nope. I immediately jumped to The Two Towers, because patience, what's that? I had made it my mission at that point to absorb all Tolkien... Continue Reading →

Review: The Magician’s Nephew. The Silmarillion Origin Story of Narnia (Spoilers).

After hearing the unfortunate and deeply angering news that Greta Gerwig is going to destroy The Chronicles of Narnia series, I have decided to re-read the books so that when the gut-wrenching time comes where I have to review her monstrosity, I'll at least know what I'm talking about when it comes to the lore.... Continue Reading →

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