Review: Christopher Nolan’s Adaptation of The Odessey…I Have Questions.

One of the biggest movies that is supposed to come out this year is Christopher Nolan's adaptation of The Odessey, the classic Greek epic that we (hopefully) all had to read in middle/high school. Unfortunately, however, the trailer for this is already making me want to hate watch the movie because it already looks terrible.... Continue Reading →

Review: BBC Adaptations of Jane Austen are Everywhere.

By everywhere, I mean that they range from being amazing, super period accurate, and (for the most part) true to the book, or they are cringe and almost unwatchable. When I was on winter break back in December, Mom and I decided that it was a good time to binge watch the BBC adaptations of... Continue Reading →

Review: The Anaconda Remake…the Heck did I Just Watch? (Spoilers)

For those of you who didn't know, the 1997 movie Anaconda got a reboot last year starring Jack Black and Paul Rudd. Why this was necessary given the hilarious absurdity of the original movie, I don't know, but it's a thing. It's obviously supposed to be a comedy paying homage to the original by making... Continue Reading →

Blog/Review: Contemporary Stories are Failing Kids (And Adults)

One of the little-known facts about J.R.R. Tolkien was that he absolutely despised Disney. So great was his hatred of Disney that he described it as "vulgar," said that Walt Disney was "a cheat," and even said that, at times, the animation gave him nausea. The reason for this wasn't because he had an arbitrary... Continue Reading →

News: HBO’s Harry Potter Trailer Dropped – Has J.K. Rowling Shot Herself in the Foot?

A little bit ago, it was announced that Harry Potter was getting a reboot on HBO with a whole new cast. From the outset, people were worried but hopeful about this reboot. After all, Harry Potter is one of the most famous fandoms in history, was one of the defining points of a generation, and... Continue Reading →

News: Steven Colbert + LOTR = Please Send the Asteroid Now.

It's been a hot minute since I last wrote about some new, woke Hollywood flop coming out to destroy our last remaining braincells...longer still since I wrote regarding any new Lord of the Rings adaptations. Most of that has been since I've been preoccupied with other things or just didn't care as much about some... Continue Reading →

Review: Nefarious was the Best Horror Movie I’ve Seen. (Spoilers)

Okay, to be fair, I haven't seen many horror films. My family is not a fan of them and generally think they are stupid and cheesy. And from the clips of horror movies that I have seen, I can agree with that assessment. They look dumb. However, a few weeks ago, we watched the movie... Continue Reading →

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