Blog: I Went Ice Skating for the First Time. YouTube Didn’t Prepare Me Enough.

I usually don’t talk much about stuff that I do in my personal life on this blog and the reason for that is I’m not big on putting stuff about that onto the internet for thousands of people to see. However, in today’s case, I feel the story is funny and relatable enough to put... Continue Reading →

Blog: If Bible Characters Went to the Zoo

I don't know what made me want to do this blog post. Maybe it's the fact that I am the type of person to scroll endlessly through memes, or maybe it's because my brain just works in a really weird way, but here's what I think would happen if certain Bible characters visited a zoo.... Continue Reading →

Blog: If You’re a Writer/Author, You Might Do These Things.

As you guys know, I'm a writer. I write all the posts for this blog, and I just finished my fourth book. Do I know when any of my books will be coming out? No, because editing, self-publishing, and copyrighting takes forever. However, since I only have one more book to go before the series... Continue Reading →

Blog: New Testament Summarized

A few months ago, I posted a blog where I summarized the Old Testament and though you guys seemed to like that post, I never did a follow up. Realizing this, here's the sequel to that post. (Disclaimer: This is satire. This is in no way, shape, or form supposed to be used to replace... Continue Reading →

News: YOU SHALL NOT INFRINGE! LOTR Fanfic Writer Sues Amazon and Loses.

In the ongoing nightmare that is Amazon's Rings of Power, there was a beacon of light in the form of a hilarious story of a fanfic writer sueing the company for $250 million. In April of 2023, Demetrius Polychron filed a lawsuit against the multi-billion dollar company for allegedly stealing aspects of his idea (which... Continue Reading →

Blog: If Bible Characters Could Text

When one of my friends left for college out of state earlier in the year, I made it my mission to report to her what the sermons at youth group and Sunday church service were about as often as possible. Usually it consists of what the sermon was about before transitioning into me spilling the... Continue Reading →

Blog: You’re a Book Addict if You do These Things…

Time to out myself. I am a book addict and as a book addict from a family of book addicts, I consider myself an expert on the warning signs of being addicted to literature. So like the title said, here are the signs that you may be one too. #1: You spend half/all of your... Continue Reading →

Blog: I Threw a Blog Post Into Google Translate. This is How it Went.

I've been watching a lot of Google Translate videos recently where people throw random words, recipes, etc. into Google Translate and explore how badly translated it was. This gave me an idea. What would happen if I put one of my blog posts into Google translate? This led to me to going on a very... Continue Reading →

Blog: More OG Stories. Frog and Toad are Spies Now.

It's been a while since I graced you all with the chaotic stories that I wrote when I was much younger. We've gone through pretty much all the stories I wrote when I was seven, so now it's time to start going through the stories that I wrote when I was eight. At this point,... Continue Reading →

Blog: All Books of the Bible Summarized (Old Testement)

(Disclaimer: This is satire and not to be taken seriously. I am not - by any means - a Bible expert. This is just based off of my understanding of it. Please do not use this as something to build your theology off of.) #1: Genesis Really guys? Can you not sin for...like...five seconds? This... Continue Reading →

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