News: Female Aslan?

I wanted to write about this a few months ago when it was first announced that Greta Gerwig was planning to cast Meryl Streep as Aslan in her new version of C.S. Lewis's Chronicles of Narnia. However, back then it was just rumors, and no one knew for sure if all the hype was actually... Continue Reading →

Blog: I Asked Grok to Give Me Dating Advice as Mr. Darcy.

As many of you know, I'm a Jane Austen nerd. I've written extensively about her books and characters and probably will continue to talk about her work at some point. That said, when I heard that Pride and Prejudice (2005) was being released in theaters again in celebration of its 20th anniversary and the Internet... Continue Reading →

Review: Catherine Called Birdy (2022) Sucked (Spoilers)

When I was in 5th grade, one of my required reading books was Catherine Called Birdy, a story about a girl growing up in medieval England and coming to terms with the transition from being a young girl with hardly a care in the world to a young woman with responsibilities, a transition that's not... Continue Reading →

Review: Mean Girls is “Sooo Fetch!” (Spoilers)

In honor of it being Mean Girls Day, the unofficial holiday inspired by the only date that's ever given to us in the movie, I thought it would be a good idea to review the hit 2000s comedy Mean Girls. Originally, I wanted to release this post this summer since that was when the reboot... Continue Reading →

News: The War of the Rohirrim Anime Might be Slightly Better Than Rings of Power.

When I first heard that we were going to be getting a Lord of the Rings movie produced by some of the people who worked on the original movie, I was stoked. Of course, this was before I saw Rings of Power, realized that literally anything written by Tolkien would be destroyed nowadays, and then... Continue Reading →

News: We’re Once Again Talking About Snow White…

Last year, I did several posts about Disney's newest adaptation, most of them reacting to how the movie looked from images that had been leaked anticipating the movie's original release date for November 23. The photos were objectively terrible with DEI dwarves shown marching through a field dressed like they had gotten high at the... Continue Reading →

Blog: Happy Women’s History Month. People Still Don’t Know What a Woman Is.

At this point, anything having to do with Rick Riordan or his publishing imprint, Read Riordan, has become a reliable content cow for this blog since they just can’t seem to keep their mouths shut about cultural issues that are particularly dangerous for teens. In today’s episode of Rick Riordan/Disney being stupid, I’ll be providing... Continue Reading →

Blog/News: My Thoughts on the Chronicles of Narnia Reboot.

It's a relatively good thing that Rings of Power (Rings of Racism), is coming out next year because I don't think I would be able to mentally handle the horror of having to review Rings of Power and the Netflix adaptation of Chronicles of Narnia. The anger of seeing not one, but two pieces of... Continue Reading →

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