News: We’re Getting Another Lord of the Rings Movie…and I’m Not Thrilled.

No, I'm not talking about the animated War of the Rohirrim movie that's coming out this December; I'm very excited about that one. The movie I'm talking about is the new Gollum movie that's rumored to be coming out in 2026. I know I'm late to talk about this, but as casting announcements are floating... Continue Reading →

News: Tom Bombadil is in Rings of Power? What?

I know I just did a Rings of Power post a few weeks ago, but as it keeps getting worse, I'm going to keep talking about it. After all, Rings of Power has become possibly one of the most infamous case studies in why no one likes modern Hollywood and why big companies are losing... Continue Reading →

Blog: How to Create a Fantasy Language

I've always seemed to have an aptitude for language. I learned how to read when I was 3 or 4 years old and could write by the time I was 5. In middle school, I started learning Spanish and now can speak and write it somewhat fluently. Last year, I taught myself how to write... Continue Reading →

Review: M. Night Shyamalan’s ATLA Movie is Hysterically Bad.

As I've been working on finishing up my sophomore year of school while simultaneously helping to make sure the house doesn't burn down while we (my family and I) pretty much remodel it, I've been almost chronically online, listening to podcasts, music, and YouTube videos. While scrolling through my YouTube feed, I found a review... Continue Reading →

Blog: Can AI Generate Good Armor?

Last month, I did a blog post on AI art and its advantages and pitfalls. More recently, I have also talked about really bad armor designs in video games, T.V., books, etc. With those two being set up, I think it's time that we see how well AI can produce images of armor. Will it... Continue Reading →

News: Rings of Power Season 2 Trailer Just Dropped. I’m Dying Laughing.

From the fires of Mt. Prime, the continuation of the horror that was The Rings of Power has officially been announced to arrive to Amazon Prime on August 29. As you guys know, as an avid hater of The Rings of Power and fan of the legacy of the great J.R.R. Tolkien, I have been... Continue Reading →

Blog: More Really Bad Fantasy Armor (Genshin Impact Edition)

A few months ago, I did a post about fantasy armor in media that not only looked terrible, but also would be entirely impractical in real life. You guys seemed to really enjoy that post so here's some more crappy fantasy armor that we can all laugh at. #1: These people I've never played Genshin... Continue Reading →

Review/Blog: King Avallach’s Sword is a Wall Hanger.

In the leadup to the adaptation of Stephen R. Lawhead's series, The Pendragon Cycle, the Dailywire has been doing quite a bit to promote it through giving viewers a behind-the-scenes look into the filming of the show, kind of like the Appendices to Lord of the Rings, but somewhat less cool. However, in one of... Continue Reading →

Review: The Spiderwick Chronicles Reboot is Really Bad (Episode 1 Spoilers) 

I have not read The Spiderwick Chronicles nor have I seen the entire movie adaptation. I hadn’t even known about that series until I heard about the new remake that was coming out and decided to research it a bit. With that in mind, for those of you who are die-hard Spiderwick Chronicles fans, please... Continue Reading →

Review: Entering the Wonka-verse

Most of us have seen at least one of the adaptations of Roald Dahl's classic children's book, Charlie and the Choclate Factory, a tale of a young boy who finds a golden ticket and is allowed to see the inside of the choclate factory run by the eccentric Willy Wonka. Whether you've seen the 1970's... Continue Reading →

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