Review: Corpse Bride is a Tim Burton Masterpiece (Spoilers)

If any of you are familiar with Tim Burton's work, you're probably familiar with his 2005 film Corpse Bride. It's almost everywhere during the Halloween season with costumes and decorations galore and there's tons of fan edits and playlists dedicated to the movie on YouTube. Plenty of people have reacted to it over the years... Continue Reading →

Review: Rings of Power Season 2, Episodes 5-8 (Spoilers)

Rings of Power Season 2 came to its end last week, finally releasing us from the horror that was seven weeks of non-stop bad script writing, mediocre acting, continuity errors, messed-up morality, and the destruction of Tolkien's work until Season 3 comes out if the show doesn't get cancelled first. Thank God. I'm not going... Continue Reading →

Review: Dark Shadows Was a Random Mess (Spoilers)

Continuing with my series of reviewing Halloween movies through the month of October, I think it's only fitting that we talk about the 2012 Tim Burton film Dark Shadows. It has all of the trademarks of the Tim Burton film. Danny Elfman did the musical score, Helena Bonham Carter played a role, Johhny Depp played... Continue Reading →

Review: Labyrinth was…Something (Spoilers)

It's October 1st, everybody and you know what that means. The official start of spooky season, where we can all cuddle up on the couch, drink our questionably flavored pumpkin spice diabetes beverages, and binge watch horror movies. Or just watch anything that might remotely remind us of Halloween because it has some creepy elements... Continue Reading →

Blog: I Asked AI to Write a Script

Surely, most of us have seen the absolutely hysterical "I had a bot watch 1000 hours of [insert thing here] and write a script" posts by comedian Keaton Patti. If you haven't, here's an example of one of these scripts: Having known about these and laughed at these for a few years now, I thought... Continue Reading →

Review: Rings of Power Season 2, Episode 4…”I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating – and it gets everywhere.”

Do any of you guys know where that line comes from? That's right! It's from Star Wars, which can only mean that the Tuskan raiders are back in Rings of Power, so let's start with that. #1: The People of the Rhun and...Stoors? The people of Rhun don't really have much of a part to... Continue Reading →

Review: Rings of Power Season 2, Episode 3…Humanizing Evil (Spoilers).

Continuing with this series, the only good thing I have to say about episode three is that Galadriel isn't in it. Other than that, everything else is flaming garbage right out of the gate. Just from watching the third episode, I can totally understand why the very few people who tuned in Season 2 are... Continue Reading →

Review: Rings of Power Season 2, Episode 2 is the Best and Worst of Amazon (Spoilers).

If you were to compare this episode to Tolkien's work or really any other T.V. show that understood the assignment, it would be abysmal, just like the rest of the show. However, because Rings of Power Season 1 and the previous episode of Season 2 has lowered my proverbial bar to the point where it's... Continue Reading →

Blog: How to Fix Your Narcissistic Character: Orual From Till We Have Faces (Spoilers).

Till We Have Faces is probably one of C.S. Lewis' lesser-known works. When I first saw the book when I was checking off the list of books that I had for my 8th grade year, I had had no idea that it even existed. Then I read the description of the book and became very... Continue Reading →

Blog: I Made AI Write a Story. It Was…Something.

Well, I've come up with some armor and picture reviews from Bing's AI program in the past few months, but now it's time to put its creative abilities to the test in the form of writing. I've had this idea floating around in the back of my mind for a while now as I thought... Continue Reading →

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