With Rennaissance Festival season fast approaching where I live, I've been looking for things that remind me of it since I may or may not be going this year (if I do go, I'll post about it). One of these things happened to be the first Pirates of the Carribean movie, which is obviously one... Continue Reading →
Review: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny Was Not Good (Spoilers)
Yes, I know I’m late to the party. I am on most of my movie reviews. But that doesn’t mean that I don’t have anything to say regarding the newest installment to the Indiana Jones series. Having just watched it yesterday afternoon on Vudu, it’s fresh in my mind and while I can admit that... Continue Reading →
Review: The Spiderwick Chronicles Reboot is Really Bad (Episode 1 Spoilers)
I have not read The Spiderwick Chronicles nor have I seen the entire movie adaptation. I hadn’t even known about that series until I heard about the new remake that was coming out and decided to research it a bit. With that in mind, for those of you who are die-hard Spiderwick Chronicles fans, please... Continue Reading →
Review: The Isle of the Lost Book Series is Disney Fanfic (Spoilers)
If you guys have been keeping up with my posts, you’ll know that a few weeks ago I did a report on Disney Channel’s newest addition to the wildly popular Descendants universe, Descendants 4: The Rise of Red, (a.k.a. the sequel no one asked for since the third movie was supposed to be the last... Continue Reading →
News: We’re Getting Yet Another Spin-Off from Disney…
I feel like I start a lot of posts like this, but around the ages of 9-ish to 11, I was a huge fan of Disney’s Descendants, a series of movies that were based off of the Isle of the Lost series written by Melissa de la Cruz. I watched all the movies, had all... Continue Reading →
Review: Percy Jackson and the Olympians is Watchable, But It Isn’t Great.
I've talked a lot about the PJO series on this blog and have pretty much beat it to hell by criticizing how woke and stupid it's become. It's generated a lot of great content for my blog and now it's time to do yet another post about it, this time focusing on the Disney+ adaptation... Continue Reading →
News: Disney’s Newest Christmas Flick Includes a Race-Swapped Santa and Sexualized Minors.
As we know, Disney is no longer a kid-friendly brand, celebrating sexual dysfunction, abuse, and perversity during June, putting the same stuff into its shows and movies for toddlers, funding abortions for its employees, and the list goes on and on. This year, they have fully accepted their not-so-secret-gay-agenda and it is going full swing... Continue Reading →
News: The Marvels is Marvelously Bad.
Disney's newest flop, The Marvels came out this Sunday and after a terrible projected earning of only $60 million dollars somehow managed to do even worse only scraping in a tiny $41 million. Remeber, this was Marvel's fourth most expensive movie, costing $274.8 million. It was supposed to do well. Why didn't it? Was it... Continue Reading →
News: Dailywire’s Brett Cooper to be Snow White in the New Adaption Coming Out on BentKey in 2024.
In a video that came out this Monday, Dailywire CEO Jeremy Boring announced that the Dailywire was releasing a new streaming service called BentKey, which is dedicated to providing child-friendly entertainment in the wake of Disney coming out with shows that actively push LGBTQ+ and CRT on your kids. While he announced that BentKey would... Continue Reading →
News: We Won! Snow White is No More! And We’re Getting a Five Nights at Freddy’s Movie!
After being turned into a meme by everyone, the live-action remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves has officially been cancelled by Disney after clips of Rachel Zegler went viral and Gal Gadot decided to leave because of creative differences between her and director Mark Web. Mr. Web had wanted to make the film... Continue Reading →