Review: Things Get Even Dumber in Millie Maven and the Golden Vial (Spoilers).

As the title suggests, if you thought Millie Maven and the Bronze Medallion was a terrible story filled with New Age stupidity, just wait until you read Millie Maven and the Golden Vial, the book that involves children eating worm sludge (a-la Disney's bastardization of Willow), the power of friendship, and finally gives the dumbest... Continue Reading →

Review: Millie Maven and the Bronze Medallion was New Age Trash.

Last Christmas, I asked for a series of books that a friend of mine suggested called "The Millie Series". According to Amazon, that series is about a Christian farm girl growing up during the time of the Civil War, having to learn lessons about trusting God while growing up or something. I ended up not... Continue Reading →

Review: For Prophet Should Be Called “For Profit-Loss” (Spoilers)

I've talked a little bit about bad Christian media on this blog and why it's so bad. Now, I can give you guys yet another example of why Christian movie companies need to go on hiatus until they can figure out how to write a good story, with our latest movie to go on the... Continue Reading →

Blog: The Problem With Christian Media

Recently, in a desperate attempt to find a movie to watch this weekend, my family and I watched a movie that was labeled as a Christain film. Regardless to say, this movie sucked, losing the plot constantly, never answering the central question of the film, and more. While I feel like I may have lost... Continue Reading →

Blog: Don’t Base Your View of Christianity on Crappy People

A few months ago, I had an interesting talk with a friend from my church. The conversation started off talking about life and teenager-stuff like What do you want to do with your life?, What are your plans for summer?, etc. before we started talking about the church in general and how many Christians have... Continue Reading →

Blog: Debunking Easter

One idea that seems to be really popular amongst angry, blue-haired, crystal-obsessed cat moms on the internet is the idea that Easter is actually a pagan holiday and was taken over by the Christians to push Christianity onto the people. Their basis for this is the fact that we have culturally adopted things like egg... Continue Reading →

Blog: How to Tell When It’s Time to Leave a Church

If you guys have read my blog post on why you should still try to go to church even though most of them suck, you will know that I have left several churches: The Church of the Holy Dollar, The Church of the (W)Holy Incompetent Pastors, and the Church of the Holy Dinosaur, and am... Continue Reading →

Review: Pilgrim’s Progress Was Okay (Spoilers)

I don't know if you guys ever read Pilgrim's Progress as part of your schooling, but as someone who is homeschooled, it was part of my curriculum. At the time, I didn't really know much about it other than it was considered a classic and was supposed to be an allegory for Christianity. Thus, I... Continue Reading →

Blog: If Bible Characters Went to the Zoo

I don't know what made me want to do this blog post. Maybe it's the fact that I am the type of person to scroll endlessly through memes, or maybe it's because my brain just works in a really weird way, but here's what I think would happen if certain Bible characters visited a zoo.... Continue Reading →

Blog: New Testament Summarized

A few months ago, I posted a blog where I summarized the Old Testament and though you guys seemed to like that post, I never did a follow up. Realizing this, here's the sequel to that post. (Disclaimer: This is satire. This is in no way, shape, or form supposed to be used to replace... Continue Reading →

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