No, I'm not talking about that Hell. I'm talking about Hel (also known as Hella), the Norse Goddess of the Underworld and one of the most misunderstood characters in the Norse Pantheon. The reason for this is because I've been watching the show Runes on Bentkey now that the season is over and unfortunately, she's... Continue Reading →
Review: The Pendragon Cycle Was Interesting (Spoilers)
For the past six months, I've been reading The Pendragon Cycle by Stephen R. Lawhead in a mad frenzy punctuated by weeklong breaks to try to finish the series before the Dailywire+ adaptation comes out sometime this year. Now that I've finished it and can finally give my take on the series as a whole... Continue Reading →
News: We’re Getting Another Lord of the Rings Movie…and I’m Not Thrilled.
No, I'm not talking about the animated War of the Rohirrim movie that's coming out this December; I'm very excited about that one. The movie I'm talking about is the new Gollum movie that's rumored to be coming out in 2026. I know I'm late to talk about this, but as casting announcements are floating... Continue Reading →
Blog: OG Stories of my Childhood: My First Novel (Sorta)
Several months ago, I did a series on here called "OG Stories of my Childhood" where I basically just found old stories that I had written in grade school (ages 7 to 10 I think) and shared them with all of you, chronicling my early days as a writer. I thought I had ended that... Continue Reading →
News: Tom Bombadil is in Rings of Power? What?
I know I just did a Rings of Power post a few weeks ago, but as it keeps getting worse, I'm going to keep talking about it. After all, Rings of Power has become possibly one of the most infamous case studies in why no one likes modern Hollywood and why big companies are losing... Continue Reading →
News: Rings of Power Season 2 Trailer Just Dropped. I’m Dying Laughing.
From the fires of Mt. Prime, the continuation of the horror that was The Rings of Power has officially been announced to arrive to Amazon Prime on August 29. As you guys know, as an avid hater of The Rings of Power and fan of the legacy of the great J.R.R. Tolkien, I have been... Continue Reading →
Blog: More Really Bad Fantasy Armor (Genshin Impact Edition)
A few months ago, I did a post about fantasy armor in media that not only looked terrible, but also would be entirely impractical in real life. You guys seemed to really enjoy that post so here's some more crappy fantasy armor that we can all laugh at. #1: These people I've never played Genshin... Continue Reading →
Review: The Isle of the Lost Book Series is Disney Fanfic (Spoilers)
If you guys have been keeping up with my posts, you’ll know that a few weeks ago I did a report on Disney Channel’s newest addition to the wildly popular Descendants universe, Descendants 4: The Rise of Red, (a.k.a. the sequel no one asked for since the third movie was supposed to be the last... Continue Reading →
Review: Don Quixote is as Senile as Biden (or Maybe It’s the Other Way Around) (Spoilers)
Okay, maybe that’s a bit of an overstatement, but just take a moment to think about it. Both Don Quixote and Biden are two old, senile dudes who don’t know where they are, the only difference being that one is at least strong enough to wear armor and fight people and can form a sentence... Continue Reading →
Blog: Happy Women’s History Month. People Still Don’t Know What a Woman Is.
At this point, anything having to do with Rick Riordan or his publishing imprint, Read Riordan, has become a reliable content cow for this blog since they just can’t seem to keep their mouths shut about cultural issues that are particularly dangerous for teens. In today’s episode of Rick Riordan/Disney being stupid, I’ll be providing... Continue Reading →