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As the title suggests, if you thought Millie Maven and the Bronze Medallion was a terrible story filled with New Age stupidity, just wait until you read Millie Maven and the Golden Vial, the book that involves children eating worm sludge (a-la Disney's bastardization of Willow), the power of friendship, and finally gives the dumbest... Continue Reading →
Recently, in a desperate attempt to find a movie to watch this weekend, my family and I watched a movie that was labeled as a Christain film. Regardless to say, this movie sucked, losing the plot constantly, never answering the central question of the film, and more. While I feel like I may have lost... Continue Reading →
A few months ago, I had an interesting talk with a friend from my church. The conversation started off talking about life and teenager-stuff like What do you want to do with your life?, What are your plans for summer?, etc. before we started talking about the church in general and how many Christians have... Continue Reading →
If you guys have read my blog post on why you should still try to go to church even though most of them suck, you will know that I have left several churches: The Church of the Holy Dollar, The Church of the (W)Holy Incompetent Pastors, and the Church of the Holy Dinosaur, and am... Continue Reading →
I don't know what made me want to do this blog post. Maybe it's the fact that I am the type of person to scroll endlessly through memes, or maybe it's because my brain just works in a really weird way, but here's what I think would happen if certain Bible characters visited a zoo.... Continue Reading →
A few months ago, I posted a blog where I summarized the Old Testament and though you guys seemed to like that post, I never did a follow up. Realizing this, here's the sequel to that post. (Disclaimer: This is satire. This is in no way, shape, or form supposed to be used to replace... Continue Reading →
When one of my friends left for college out of state earlier in the year, I made it my mission to report to her what the sermons at youth group and Sunday church service were about as often as possible. Usually it consists of what the sermon was about before transitioning into me spilling the... Continue Reading →
(Disclaimer: This is satire and not to be taken seriously. I am not - by any means - a Bible expert. This is just based off of my understanding of it. Please do not use this as something to build your theology off of.) #1: Genesis Really guys? Can you not sin for...like...five seconds? This... Continue Reading →
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