Review: Percy Jackson and the Olympians was the Start of an Era. (Spoilers)

From the ages of 12-14, this series was basically my entire world. All I would ever talk about was "Percy Jackson this" and "Percy Jackson that". I would not shut up about the Greek gods and their stories. However, now that I'm older and have seen how chaotic the Percy Jackson fandom is, I have... Continue Reading →

Review: Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. All Hail King Elessar! (Spoilers)

This is the best book in the series and is where we finally get a wrap up to the epic saga that started with the Fellowship. The world of Middle Earth has finally been saved once and for all, and we get some awesome lore drops in the Appendices that sorta explain (but not in... Continue Reading →

Review: The Children of Hurin. Turin Turambar Needs a Hug and Some Time in Therapy (Spoilers).

The Children of Hurin, written by J.R.R. Tolkien in the late 1910's and published in 2007 by his son, Christopher, is one of the three great tales of the First Age. While it is one of the great tales, it's also the most tragic tale in the entire legendarium, and showcases best the heroic struggle... Continue Reading →

Review: Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Eowyn Wants to Kick Butt, Sam Gets to Use Frodo’s Cool Flashlight, Treebeard is Slow, Sauron is Somewhat Funny, and I Now Have Arachnophobia (Spoilers).

After reading Fellowship of the Rings, I obviously didn't stop to take a break, take some time to process the greatness of what I had read, maybe grab a snack. Nope. I immediately jumped to The Two Towers, because patience, what's that? I had made it my mission at that point to absorb all Tolkien... Continue Reading →

Review: The Magician’s Nephew. The Silmarillion Origin Story of Narnia (Spoilers).

After hearing the unfortunate and deeply angering news that Greta Gerwig is going to destroy The Chronicles of Narnia series, I have decided to re-read the books so that when the gut-wrenching time comes where I have to review her monstrosity, I'll at least know what I'm talking about when it comes to the lore.... Continue Reading →

Review: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. This Book Makes Me Happy.

I know this might offend some diehard, purist Tolkien fans, but I was raised on the Lord of the Rings movies and for most of my life, my only Tolkien knowledge came from the movies. Yes, I can hear your mixed cheers, boos, and silence. However, if you've read my review on The Silmarillion, you'll... Continue Reading →

Review: The Left Used The Screwtape Letters as Instructions on How to Screw up America.

The Screwtape Letters is a novel written by Christian apologist and author C.S. Lewis (the same dude who wrote The Chronicles of Narnia) that showcases the temptations that humans struggle with through the view of the demons doing the tempting. When I read this book toward the end of my freshman year of highschool, the... Continue Reading →

Review: Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard Should Not be a Kids Book. (Part 3/3) (Spoilers)

Finally, we are at the end of this trek through hell and unlike my review of Rings of Power, Rick Riordan hasn't come out with anything else set in Norse mythology so I won't have to do even more reviews of this awful series. I thank God for that small mercy. I don't think my... Continue Reading →

Review: Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard Book 2: Rick Riordan Hates Women. (Spoilers) (Part 2/3)

Rick Riordan must've had a gun to his head while writing the second book in this abysmal series with how much forced "diversity" there is. If you thought The Sword of Summer was bad, be prepared for a butt load of intersectionality politics in book 2: The Hammer of Thor that make it unreadable. I'm... Continue Reading →

Review: Why was Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard Published? (Part 1/3) (Spoilers)

2020 was a crappy year for everyone, but one of the things that made it crappy for me personally was the fact that I read the Magnus Chase trilogy. For some context, from the ages of 12-14, I was a huge Rick Riordan fan. I had all the Percy Jackson and the Olympians books, the... Continue Reading →

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