Review: Happy Halloween! Coraline is One of the Creepiest Kids’ Books Ever (Spoilers)

I first read Coraline by Neil Gaiman in the spring of 2020 because I had seen the movie a million times and thought to myself "Hold up. It's a book?! Well, guess what I'm doing today." From then on, I have watched pretty much every theory about Coraline on YouTube that there is and the... Continue Reading →

Review: Beren and Luthien was the Best Romance I’ve Read Since Pride and Prejudice. (Spoilers)

Happy Day-Before-Halloween, tanukis! As you've seen in the title, this review is about Tolkien's epic romance, Beren and Luthien, which may seem like a strange choice for those who haven't read it for a (sorta) Halloween post, but don't worry. You'll see why I choose this book in a sec. So settle down, grab your... Continue Reading →

Blog/News: You Might Want to Rethink Letting Your Kids on Roblox After This. Part 3: Censorship.

Finally ending this series on the reasons why you shouldn't allow your kids on Roblox, I'm going to talk about the last big problem that seals the corruption of Roblox: censorship. While you might not think that censorship really affects your kids, it actually does. Roblox has inadvertently backed themselves into a corner and admitted... Continue Reading →

Blog/News: You Might Want to Rethink Letting Your Kids on Roblox After This. Part 2: Rampant Pedophillia.

Warning: This post deals with pedophillia and sexual abuse/content on Roblox. If you are a kid reading this or are an adult who's squemish about these things, you have been warned. Welcome to the second post in this series where I do a deep dive into the horrors of Roblox and expose it for the... Continue Reading →

Blog/News: You Might Want to Rethink Letting Your Kids on Roblox After This. Part 1: Child Exploitation.

If you're a millenial, Gen Z, or have a relative who's Gen Alpha, then you have probably heard about, seen, or played a game called Roblox. This fun gaming site probably seems innocent enough to the casual player, with it's bright colors, cute avatars that you can dress up however you want, and fun games... Continue Reading →

Review: Dailywire’s Chip Chilla is Absolutely Adorable (Spoilers).

If you guys are tired of the woke crap coming out of Disney, Netflix, Nickelodeon, PBS kids, and pretty much every other channel and streaming service out there, then you've probably downloaded BentKey by now, a new streaming service released by the Dailywire to provide kid's entertainment that isn't woke. Personally, I had been looking... Continue Reading →

News: Dailywire’s Brett Cooper to be Snow White in the New Adaption Coming Out on BentKey in 2024.

In a video that came out this Monday, Dailywire CEO Jeremy Boring announced that the Dailywire was releasing a new streaming service called BentKey, which is dedicated to providing child-friendly entertainment in the wake of Disney coming out with shows that actively push LGBTQ+ and CRT on your kids. While he announced that BentKey would... Continue Reading →

Mythology: What are Kitsune and Who Was Tamamo-no-Mae?

Kitsune are amongst the most famous yokai in Japanese mythology, often being found in media like animae, video games, manga, etc. Notorious for their shapeshifting abilities and powers of manipulation, the kistune is one of the perfect creatures in mythology to talk about this spooky season. #1: What is a Kitsune? Dedicated to the god... Continue Reading →

Blog: All Books of the Bible Summarized (Old Testement)

(Disclaimer: This is satire and not to be taken seriously. I am not - by any means - a Bible expert. This is just based off of my understanding of it. Please do not use this as something to build your theology off of.) #1: Genesis Really guys? Can you not sin for...like...five seconds? This... Continue Reading →

Blog/News: Israel Belongs to the Jews. You Deserve to Rot in the Worst Fires of Hell if You Support Hammas.

Over the weekend, the Islamic terrorist group, Hammas, breached the Israeli border and launched a massive attack against the Jews, slaughtering families, brutally raping and killing women, taking citizens as hostages, and in general being the pieces of absolute **** that they are. As of right now, a thousand Jews have been slaughtered, thousands more... Continue Reading →

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