I call Pastaferians "The Babylon Bee of Religion" because the entire thing is a parodic religion for anyone who's opposed to "crazy nonsense done in the name of religion"...whatever the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and its members defines that as. Originally, it was raised to oppose intelligent design being taught in schools. Is... Continue Reading →
Blog: Okay, Haters…You Win.
Since at least 2024, I've been being bombarded by haters and now, after a year of putting up with their very well-thought-out arguments consisting of "F*** you" and other names, I must admit that I can take it no longer. I simply cannot refute their points anymore. Their evidence-based arguments that I'm a "loser," a... Continue Reading →
Review: Jane Austen’s Northanger Abbey – An Example of Genius (Spoilers)
Of all of Jane Austen's books, I think Northanger Abbey gets the least recognition. If it hadn't been for the fact that my copies of Pride and Prejudice and Sense and Sensibility are both annotated, I probably never would've heard about it, much less read it. However, here we are. I read Northanger Abbey and... Continue Reading →
Blog: If Bible Characters Went to the Zoo
I don't know what made me want to do this blog post. Maybe it's the fact that I am the type of person to scroll endlessly through memes, or maybe it's because my brain just works in a really weird way, but here's what I think would happen if certain Bible characters visited a zoo.... Continue Reading →
Blog: All Books of the Bible Summarized (Old Testement)
(Disclaimer: This is satire and not to be taken seriously. I am not - by any means - a Bible expert. This is just based off of my understanding of it. Please do not use this as something to build your theology off of.) #1: Genesis Really guys? Can you not sin for...like...five seconds? This... Continue Reading →
Review: Why is Pokemon a Kids’ Show?
I just want to start this off with a disclaimer: this is in no way supposed to be an in-depth (or super serious) review of Pokemon. I've only watched a few episodes of Pokemon: Black and White and played Pokemon Go a few times. I have by no means watched every single episode in the... Continue Reading →
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