Blog: Google Translate Abrogates the Quran.

One of my original blog posts involved me throwing a post into Google Translate, then asking you guys to identify which one it was. And since I’m out of ideas for other blog posts this week besides Flippin’ Fatwa Friday and my review of The Pendragon Cycle, I figure why not throw the Quran into Google Translate, translate it a million times, and see what slop comes out of the oven. This should be fun.

So, here’s Google’s translation of Surah 9:1-24.

1. According to al-Din Ahdwa al-Mashriin, Allah has never counted us down to Barsula.
2. Three trips in four months. Keep us safe as God has commanded.
3. Ummul Hajj, Kabar and An-Nasa are the sons of all tribes. God never pushes us further than others. Your writing is so good and beautiful. And Atam Tam Amar Yalla and Lal Hafarin are also special.

…What will happen? What will happen? The Last Promise. God is infinite.

॥. What will happen? Very clever debt. Tabuha art and moonlight or moonlight. May Allah have mercy on him.

6. Pray together and make known each other by the name of God. They are not children of God.
7. What will happen? Offwa Behdam Al-Khaji: I am not. God is infinite.
8. Anne Gulboom, daughter of Ep and Bahdem Bala Bamanem: What is it that strengthens relationships? When we arrived at Balsantam, the staff members were as usual. I’m a wolf, and a bad wolf at that.
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35. 20.They are the most beautiful in the world.

Well…good to know that Allah can’t protect the Quran from Google Translate. Let’s see if Google Translate can abrogate Surah 4:34 and a few other verses that encourage the mistreatment of women:

Surah 4:34 – “The woman who saw our grass protected it from the wind.“

Surah 2:223 – “If you want to be friends, you need a friend, They are more beautiful, more beautiful.“

Surah 65 – “Benefits. When you find yourself on the path to success, you can use this to awaken your hidden talents, when hidden talents are revealed. It’s pointless. He replied: A sin that you don’t mean.

When one person says something is wrong, everyone says it’s wrong. Is that what you said? Do you know what this trick is? That’s why we never say anything with complete confidence.

The house is completely closed and boiling. Hot beer, very hot.

Are you tired of that phase where you always call yourself lazy because you’re afraid you won’t last long enough in the boxing ring? It’s very annoying.

So it was hot. I’m very rich, some people are very rich.

6. This happened to me, how do I stay calm? When he’s on the track, he’s with Nate Extreme Shave, it’s his fault. Here’s how to use it at home while you’re at home.
7. You can put a tank inside a tank. That’s what you like. Low. You don’t know what to say. Okay, let me show you. Don’t worry.

Fact 9: A container within a container.

When it’s hot, it’s hot, but it’s hot. Cross-cross-cross-cross. This time it’s frozen.

You can’t look at it any other way. It’s always been this way. And it always will be this way.

If you want to know what to do next. This is why it’s hard to eat something like this. No.

Ah, yes. That’s much less abusive and violent. I think I prefer this version of the Quran.

Until next time,

M.J.