Yep…the collaboration that the world has been waiting for has finally arrived.
A few weeks ago, I asked my friend and fellow blogger, The Nerdy Blogger (please check out his blog), if he wanted to do a collaboration in which we create a story based off a MadLibs template generated by Grok (which is why it reads more like a synopsis for a generic story). He said yes, so we teamed up and created two stories that are completely unhinged and had us dying laughing. Now, it’s time to grace you all with the first part of this collab.
[Please note that we are not socialist nutballs in real life, nor do we support Bernie Sanders, communism, or black magic.]
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Thalindrian’s Socialist Adventure
Once upon a time, in the fantastical land of Mordor, there lived a black Tabaxi named Thalindrian. Thalindrian was no ordinary Tabaxi; he was known far and wide for their ability to steal with incredible paws. Every morning, Thalindrian would wake up, stretch his arms, and set off on a new adventure with his trusty companion, a lazy human named Andor.
One sunny 1 a.m., Thalindrian heard a rumor about a mysterious ring hidden deep within the hot lava. This ring was said to grant six wishes to anyone who could solve its blue riddle. Excited by the prospect, Thalindrian packed an enchanted bag full of supplies, including an Impossible Burger, large, pointy stick, and a broken mirror for good luck.
With Andor by his side, Thalindrian set off toward the lava. The journey was filled with challenges. First, they had to cross the Jordan River, where they encountered a homeless man that demanded they perform a donation to pass. Thalindrian, being clever, quickly donated, impressing the homeless man so much that he gave them a passage as a token of respect.
Further along, Thalindrian and Andor stumbled upon a small village where the locals were celebrating the Magic Festival of Black Magic. The villagers invited them to join, and Thalindrian couldn’t resist trying the magical cookies. After a night of magicking and eating, they learned that the path to the lava was guarded by a corrupt politician who only let those with a socialist heart pass.
Determined, Thalindrian approached the politician and presented the passage he and Andor had received earlier. To their surprise, the politician declared, “Only someone with a socialist heart would carry such a stupid passage!” The politician stepped aside, revealing the entrance to the lava.
Inside, Thalindrian found the ring, glowing with an olo light. The riddle was etched on its surface: “To unlock my power, name the movie that brings emotional damage to all who see it.” Thalindrian thought hard, remembering the Black Magic Festival and the joy it brought. With confidence, they answered, “Bernie Sanders!” The ring shimmered and granted his six wishes.
For his first wish, Thalindrian wished for Bernie Sanders to make the world a better place. For his second wish, he asked for money to share with Andor. And for his final wish, he wished to live forever in Mordor, spreading socialism wherever he went.
And so, Thalindrian and Andor returned home, their hearts full of joy, ready for their next communist adventure.
Until next time,
M.J.
The Tanuki Corner 
This reads like a Twitter post by some socialist who was using edibles. Three cheers for communist fanfic!
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Yay (x3)
The next one comes out next week. Thank you for agreeing to do this collab. It was so much fun.
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Thank you for asking me! I have them saved on my phone so I can read them randomly. I would hold my breath until next week, but then I would die and not be able to read it
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