A few months ago, I posted a blog where I summarized the Old Testament and though you guys seemed to like that post, I never did a follow up. Realizing this, here’s the sequel to that post.
(Disclaimer: This is satire. This is in no way, shape, or form supposed to be used to replace the actual Bible. Please do not base your theology off of it.)
#1: Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John
Testimonies 1-4
#2: Acts
The church starts to grow and spread out through the Roman Empire. Paul becomes a Christian
#3: Romans, 1-2 Corinthians, Galations, Ephesians, Phillipians, Colossians, 1-2 Thessalonians, 1-2 Timothy, Titus, and Philemon
The No-No Letters.
#4: Hebrews
The Bible hall of fame.
(This meme counts since Moses was mentioned in the book of Hebrews)
#5: James
Please, be patient. Yes…even with the person on line 2 at Amazon who hasn’t picked up in 3 hours and you’re starting to wonder if they just had a heart attack.
#6: 1-2 Peter
Have hope, darn it! Here’s some encouragement.
#7: 1,2,3 John
Be a light to the world.
#8: Jude
Who?
#9: Revelations
John is in exile on an island having weird dreams of the end and you can’t convince me that he didn’t have a volleyball named Wilson.
Until next time,
M.J.
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