As you could probably tell, I read a lot of books and watch a bit of T.V. That being the case, obviously I had to do some sort of book summary in this format. Hope you enjoy.
#1: Lord of the Rings
Group of people spend several months trying to return jewelry.
#2: The Hobbit
Tea party with 14 other people may lead to a thruhike to a mountain.
#3: The Silmarillion
How one goth kid at bandcamp almost destroyed the world and really pissed people off until everyone died.
#4: Pride and Predjudice
I hate you…please marry me.
#5: The Illiad
Several guys throw fits from losing multiple women.
#6: Hunger Games
In a horrible bloodbath of innocent children, a girl fights to figure out who she likes more.
#7: Twilight
I CAN FIX HIM!
#8: Divergent
Girl wants to be a virgin, but still sleeps with boyfriend as she wants to kill herself.
#9: Jane Eyre
Girl watches her friends die in an abusive living situation so marries her abusive boyfriend.
#10: Peter Pan
Boy kidnaps a bunch of children and needs a bug zapper.
#11: Alice in Wonderland
Girl follows a rabbit and goes on a hallucinogenic trip.
#12: Twelfth Night
Forget the confusing love triangles; I’m here for Marvolio’s mental damage.
#13: 1984
This isn’t a book; it’s a prophecy.
#14: Romeo and Juliet
Three day relationship kills six people.
#15: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Mom should’ve done a background check on her boyfriend.
#16: Harry Potter
This school is totally safe; nothing to see here!
#17: Macbeth
Man takes three hippie ladies’ advice and everyone dies.
#18: Penguins of Madagascar
Four penguins beat people up and somehow aren’t captured by animal control.
#19: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Seven midgets try to teach a girl about stranger danger, but she doesn’t learn anything.
#20: Wizard of Oz
Tornadoes will cause you to hallucinate.
Until next time,
M.J.
The Tanuki Corner 
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