Blog/Review: One Sentence Book/Movie Summaries.

As you could probably tell, I read a lot of books and watch a bit of T.V. That being the case, obviously I had to do some sort of book summary in this format. Hope you enjoy.

#1: Lord of the Rings

Group of people spend several months trying to return jewelry.

#2: The Hobbit

Tea party with 14 other people may lead to a thruhike to a mountain.

#3: The Silmarillion

How one goth kid at bandcamp almost destroyed the world and really pissed people off until everyone died.

#4: Pride and Predjudice

I hate you…please marry me.

#5: The Illiad

Several guys throw fits from losing multiple women.

#6: Hunger Games

In a horrible bloodbath of innocent children, a girl fights to figure out who she likes more.

#7: Twilight

I CAN FIX HIM!

#8: Divergent

Girl wants to be a virgin, but still sleeps with boyfriend as she wants to kill herself.

#9: Jane Eyre

Girl watches her friends die in an abusive living situation so marries her abusive boyfriend.

#10: Peter Pan

Boy kidnaps a bunch of children and needs a bug zapper.

#11: Alice in Wonderland

Girl follows a rabbit and goes on a hallucinogenic trip.

#12: Twelfth Night

Forget the confusing love triangles; I’m here for Marvolio’s mental damage.

#13: 1984

This isn’t a book; it’s a prophecy.

#14: Romeo and Juliet

Three day relationship kills six people.

#15: Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Mom should’ve done a background check on her boyfriend.

#16: Harry Potter

This school is totally safe; nothing to see here!

#17: Macbeth

Man takes three hippie ladies’ advice and everyone dies.

#18: Penguins of Madagascar

Four penguins beat people up and somehow aren’t captured by animal control.

#19: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Seven midgets try to teach a girl about stranger danger, but she doesn’t learn anything.

#20: Wizard of Oz

Tornadoes will cause you to hallucinate.

Until next time,

M.J.